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I am seeking native Portuguese speakers with a partner to aid in a dual channel natural conversational audio recording project designed for speech recognition training. In this project, you will: - Engage in natural dialogs about 6 topics are provided (36 options) - Each topic must be 15 ...Skype. It needs two phones during the recording and need to be together on the same room with the parnert. Ideal candidates are native Portugal Portuguese speaker if aren't native but have the accent can also participate , with good conversation skills, and have access to recording equipment. A partner with the same skills is also needed. We need 2 persons , so the candidate must have a dialogue partner (anyone around them is ok). We will use this recording for speech recognition...

I am looking for a talented graphic designer to help me create some cool and funny T-shirts for my brand targeting professionals in the IT industry. You don't need to know code, but understanding some tech humor will be helpful! Key Responsibilities: - Translate my ideas into visually appealing and humorous designs for T-shirts - Create innovative and quirky designs with an insider IT perspective - Collaborate with me to ensure that the designs appeal to our target audience and align with our brand image Experience & Skills: - Proven experience in graphic design and expertise on design software and technologies. (Only Basic understanding of IT) - Strong aesthetic skills with the ability to combine various colors, fonts, and layouts - Understanding of the IT industry, ...

I need to have the design of a face mask made. It will cover the whole face (refer full face ). The design should look like a funny, cartoonish, smiling red colored car. It should have at least eyes and smile. If I print it and put it on my face, the eyes should be in place of real eyes, the smile should be in place of real smile i.e. the proportions of the final image should match accordingly. The resolution should be at least 2160x3840. Also check other reference images. The mask should be a standard size that fits most people comfortably. Don't give me a random quote, give me a real quote.

...automation tools, and automating infrastructure provisioning. Containerization tools like Kubernetes or similar.

Each paper should consist of all the categories as attached sample along with diagrams and References. Attaching one Sample Paper for Reference.
 Key Responsibilities: - These Papers should be 100% plagiarism free and should not be detected under any Al Detectors - Should be able to Write Papers 2 Papers Total - 5 pages in each Paper - Explain the topic in detail along with diagrams (Attaching the Sample) I'm looking for someone with: Excellent written communication: Ability to craft clear, concise, and engaging technical content. Experience writing white papers, case studies, or technical blog posts (a plus). Skills Required :
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I am looking for the best movie/ Tv show editor, I need someone that knows about movies, especially old classics like MacGyver, cheers, The A-team, and police academy. You MUST KNOW KNOW ABOUT MOVIES AND TV SHOWS AND MUST BE ABLE TO choose VERY ENGAGING AND FUNNY MOVIE CLIPS. Only Apply if you can make videos like this, ) You will also be asked to provide 2 min sample of a given topic to make sure we are hiring the right person.

I'm looking for a screenwriter to create a standalone origins movie screenplay for a Spider-Man villain that I've named "Venom: Sunset". The story is set in 1389 Tokyo and centers around a misunderstood hero who eventually turns into a villain. Key Elements: - Historical Accuracy: The screenplay should be well-researched an...effectively conveys this transition in a way that adds depth and complexity to the character. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proven experience in screenwriting, particularly in the action and superhero genres. - An understanding and interest in Japanese culture, history, and Samurai traditions. - Ability to create complex character arcs and engaging, high-stakes plotlines. - Strong grasp of pacing, dialogue, and the ability to build tensi...

I'm looking for a skilled Photoshop expert who has a knack for creating hilarious and eye-catching face swaps. This project aims to craft laughs and shared amusement, so consider this when swapping the faces on the provided image. Requirements: - Replace the faces on the supplied photo with the specific ones I've chosen for a funny effect. Delicate discretion is required to ensure the overall balance of the image isn't disrupted. - Maintain the background scenery, body positions, color, and lighting effects of the original image. - Adjust as necessary for naturalistic integration of the new faces without compromising the original photo's features. Ideal Skills & Experience: - Advanced Photoshop skills - Understanding of lighting and angles for believable i...

I am looking for a professional who can help me create a CV and cover letter that will stand out in the UK and Europe recruitment industry. Key information: - Industry: HR - Target roles: Recruitment Specialist, Human Resources Manager, HR Administrator - Essential certifications: SHRM-CP, CIPD, ATS I am looking for a collaborator who can help me secure interviews for these positions. The CV and cover letter will be the first impression employers will have of me, so they need to be outstanding. I prefer someone who is experienced in 1. UK and Europe recruitment 2. Environmental, water resources management, and sustainability field recruitment 3. using HR tools to increase the hiring rate, eg: Applicant Tracking Software ATS The ideal freelancer for this job should: - Have a strong un...

I desire a professional Macrodroid developer with a strong portfolio to create a macro for any use. The objective of the macro is to read a CSV file and automatically send a specific WhatsApp message to each phone number listed in the file. Key requirements include: - import a CSV file (Name,Given Name,Additional Name,Family Name,Phone 1 - Type,Phone 1 - Value) - Creation of a macro that automatically triggers WhatsApp messages. - The macro should be programmed to initiate the messages when it reaches a phone number listed in the CSV file. - The message is from CSV or default the same for all numbers in the CSV file. Ideal Candidate: - Proficiency and extensive experience working with Macrodroid. - A proven track record with similar projects. - Strong attention to detail to ensure the ...

I'm in need of a skilled 3D animator who...range of movements - from simple actions like walking and running to more complex combat sequences. The character will also need to be able to perform dialogue, so facial animations and lip syncing are critical. - The output from this project will be used in Film/TV, so experience working on similar projects is preferred. - The animations should be high-quality and suitable for professional production standards. Ideal Skills: - Proficiency in 3D animation software, with a focus on realistic character animation. - Experience in creating animations for film and TV. - Ability to create a wide range of animations, including combat moves and dialogue animations. - Strong attention to detail, especially when it comes to facial expres...

I am seeking an experienced video editor who can skillfully create engaging 3-5 minute montages for my YouTube channel from Twitch streams. The video edits should prioritize: - Funny moments - Highlights of gameplay - good plays from ncaa 14, touchdown passes, tackles, completed passes Your demonstrated expertise in creating high-quality, fast-paced, and comedic montage-style videos is paramount for this project. Understanding geek culture and gaming terminologies will be a notable advantage. Please include your past gaming montage edits as references in your proposal. I welcome any creative ideas you can bring that will help to make the videos more entertaining and attractive.

I'm in need of a creative and skilled writer to craft comedy skits for my TikTok channel. The highly engaging content should target an adult audience. Key Requirements: - Skilled in writing comedy scripts - Able to deliver in a storyboard format - Understanding of TikTok trends and audience preferences - Strong storytelling and joke-writing abilitie...Requirements: - Skilled in writing comedy scripts - Able to deliver in a storyboard format - Understanding of TikTok trends and audience preferences - Strong storytelling and joke-writing abilities The ideal freelancer should have a keen sense of humor, an understanding of the TikTok platform and be able to produce content that resonates specifically with an adult audience. I'm looking for skits that are funny, relatable a...

I require a skilled developmental editor well versed in female erotic romance genre to refine my manuscript, which is more than 50,000 words. Familiarity with the Chicago Manual of Style is preferred. The focus areas are: - Character development - Plot structure - Dialogue and chemistry The ideal candidate should have a solid understanding of the key elements that make a compelling female erotic romance, along with a strong ability to edit and polish narrative and conversation without losing the original tone and intent. Experience in the genre is essential.

Task at hand is to extract vocals from a highly distorted audio file OF APPROXIMATELY 8 MINUTES. I DO HAVE OTHER FILES I WOULD LIKE DONE AS WELL, IF EXTRACTION IS SUCCESSFUL. As a client, my ultimate target is related to: - Enhancing intelligibility within the dialogue to bring utmost clarity. - Identifying specific words or phrases that may prove crucial. - The file is from a criminal setup with the audio of a father setting up his son; thus every word could change the narrative. The audio clip has been intentionally distorted over crucial conversation. Do whatever it takes to make the conversation extremely clear irrespective of the overall audio quality. Those offering skills and experience in forensic audio analysis, audio software engineering will ideally match the job req...

For this task, I am searching for a freelancer skilled in audio editing to extract names from a 20-minute audio. The quality of the recording is good. What is needed: - Eliminate names using a beep sound. The outcome should not interrupt the flow of dialogue, maintaining as natural a progression as possible. - Post redaction, convert the audio file to MP3 format. Ideal Skills and Qualifications: - Experience with audio editing, specifically redaction. - Expertise in manipulating sound while minimising disruption to surrounding audio. - Proficient in converting audio files to different formats. Please ensure you have the correct software and expertise before bidding. This project requires precision and attention to detail for effective completion.

I'm seeking skilled animators with expertise in 2D animation to bring meme content to life. - I'm interested in animators who can create memes that are both humorous and clever, so a good sense of comedy and irony will be key. - The ideal candidate should have a strong understanding of internet cul...and irony will be key. - The ideal candidate should have a strong understanding of internet culture and current trends in memes, as well as the ability to adapt these into animations. - Experience in creating content for social media will be a plus. Looking forward to collaborating with talented meme animators. We have already created the character. We just need him in different scenarios and funny situations related to today's news and current affairs while also addi...

Need Malayalam dialogue translator for two 12 mins short film. English dialogues will be given. Malayalam dialogues will be needed.

Need Telugu dialogue translator for two 12 mins short films.

I'm looking for a skilled developer to create a fun and engaging website for my meme token. The website will be a PARODY of a popular Adult website. NO PORN, JUST FUNNY VIDEOS. Key Features: ** Refer ** - Require all functionalities as but with the theme of pornhub website. - Videos will be hosted on youtube with link to our website as per sample. - Other then mainpage with videos there will be 3-4 other pages with general meme token information like tokennomics, Presale (no web3- just a page), Socials, dexscreener chart, Contact us etc. - Require ability for admin to upload videos from time to time. - Ideally use a tech stack like react.js ,node.js so that future web3 developments can be incorporated. Ideal Freelancer: - Proficient in web development, particularly

Hi, I need a script that scrolls down page and clicks mail buttons then clicks next page then does the same. I think python maybe?

I'm in need of a talented individual who can create high-quality, cartoonish style animated GIFs for my marketing and promotional campaigns. Key Requirements: - Create funny and humorous, yet professional animated GIFs for my promotional and marketing needs. - The GIFs will be used across various platforms such as social media, email marketing campaigns, and website banners. So, they need to be versatile and engaging. - The desired style for these GIFs is 'Cartoonish'. Therefore, experience in creating such content or a strong portfolio in cartoon-style animation is highly desired. Your responsibilities will include: - Conceptualizing and storyboarding the GIFs. - Designing and animating the cartoonish GIFs in a way that is both entertaining and fits the marketing p...

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Vanakkam Editing Enthusiastic, I hope this message finds you well. I'm reaching out because I'm in search of a talented YouTube editor based in Bangalore for a Tamil cooking channel who knows Tamil language both read and write. Here's a brief overview of what I'm looking for: Experience in editing cooking videos, particularly Tamil cuisine. Proficiency in latest video editing software and AI tools. Ability to add subtitles in both Tamil and English. Creativity in enhancing video quality and engagement. If this opportunity interests you, I'd love to discuss further details, including compensation and workflow. Feel free to reach out if you have any questions or if you'd like to see samples of our content. Looking forward to potentially collaborating...

I'm in need of a creative and experienced comedy content writer to help me produce humorous content for my YouTube channel. Specifically, I'm looking for content similar to 'FUN WITH TAVISHI'. Key ...content writer to help me produce humorous content for my YouTube channel. Specifically, I'm looking for content similar to 'FUN WITH TAVISHI'. Key Requirements: - Content: Create original, engaging and humorous content for YouTube shorts. The content should be suitable for a all age group. - Length: The shorts should be less than 2 minutes long. This means you should be able to deliver punchy, funny content within a short timeframe. it can be message type /emotional of story .it should be like below .

Hello, this is a simple task. One of my friend got french nationality after 7 years live in France. All he want write a simple and nice text for post all of his social media profile to tell his story.. little bit motivations will appreciate on the text. 500 words maximum. If possible give a photo with textes. But no obligation.. ask all the questions need to ask in private. Small budget. Thanks.

I need help for the layout, to comply with the APA 7th rules and to check the wording and spelling mistakes. Ideal Skills and Experience: Knowledge of the APA rules Mastering the layout and fluent in english It's important that the article is not only well-written, but also well-structured and free of errors.

I am looking for an artistic designer who can create a realistic t-shirt design where a face of our choice is superimposed onto Gollum, the character from 'Lord of the Rings', who is hoarding over phone chargers. This original and funny shirt is intended to convey a lighthearted message about our constant need for chargers. Ideal skills and experience: - Expertise in graphic design and illustration - Proficient in image manipulation techniques - Familiarity with the concept of superimposing - Understanding of the character "Gollum" from The Lord of the Rings - A strong aesthetic sense As for our time frame: we have no strict deadline, so the priority here is quality rather than speed. We appreciate your creativity and look forward to seeing your designs!

I'm looking for a designer to create a funny, bright and colorful T-shirt design that incorporates popular memes. - You should be able to leverage existing popular memes in a fresh and creative way, resulting in a design that's both visually appealing and sure to make people smile. - An understanding of color theory and how to use bright and colorful palettes is a must to ensure the design pops on the shirt. - Experience with designing for print on demand services or T-shirt printing is a plus, as the final design should be easily translatable to a physical product. Please share your portfolio demonstrating your experience with both humor and color, and ideally, any previous T-shirt design work you've done.

...loss upon exit, contrary to expected gains. I'm seeking a forensic audit service to conduct a thorough analysis of this matter. I will provide my observations along with the Audit report and Bank statements. Before bidding, please ensure you have experience in conducting forensic audit investigations and the ability to observe irregularities (which will enable me to engage in a more informed dialogue with the SPV team). Key responsibilities: - Focus is primarily on the review of financial statements - Identify any signs of financial fraud - Deliver a comprehensive report of your findings Ideal candidates for this project should have: - Proven experience in forensic accounting - Comprehensive understanding of financial statements - Ability to detect signs of financial frau...

I am seeking native Portuguese speakers from Portugal with a partner to aid in a dual channel natural conversational audio recording project designed for speech recognition training. In this project, you will: - Engage in natural dialogs about 6 topics are provided (36 options) - Each top...Skype. It needs two phones during the recording and need to be together on the same room with the parnert. Ideal candidates are native Portugal Portuguese speaker if aren't native but have the accent can also participate , with good conversation skills, and have access to recording equipment. A partner with the same skills is also needed. We need 2 persons , so the candidate must have a dialogue partner (anyone around them is ok). We will use this recording for speech recognition...

I'm in need of a skilled scriptwriter who can craft a compelling monologue in speech format, addressing the issue of reproductive rights in current times. This monologue shall reflect the perspective of an individual directly impacted by their inability to have complete control of their own bodily autonomy (reproductive rights), creating a st...sensitivity and understanding for the topic at hand. Be clear in your presentation with the following: What issue you are addressing Why the issue is timely, topical, and relevant to our time and place The ideal freelancer for this project would be someone who can bring empathy and understanding to the script, shedding light on the issue while maintaining sensitivity. Take this opportunity to create a dialogue around a significant cont...

I'm in need of a minimalist logo that captures the essence of my brand in pastel tones. I'd like the design to incorporate both text and an icon. Key requirements: - Minimalist design: The logo should embody sim...an icon that work harmoniously together. Ideal skills and experience: - Proven experience in creating minimalist logos that can demonstrate a strong understanding of design principles. - Proficiency in working with pastel color palettes, and an ability to create visually appealing designs that align with the brand's personality. - Strong communication skills, as I value collaboration and open dialogue to ensure the end product aligns with my vision. If you have a knack for creating simple yet impactful designs and are adept at working with pastel tones, I...

...who can write 20 Papers - each Paper at least 5 pages describing the critical tasks and AI Solutions on monitoring tools and Data Analytics. Each paper should consist of all the categories as attached sample along with diagrams and References. Attaching one Sample Paper for Reference. Key Responsibilities: - These Papers should be 100% plagiarism free and should not be detected under any AI Detectors - Should be able to Write Papers 20 Papers Total - 5 pages in each Paper - Explain the task in detail along with diagrams (Attaching the Sample) I'm looking for someone with: - Proficient English skills for clear communication. - Experience in data analysis, and the APM, Customer Experience tools. - Strong problem-solving skills and attention to detail. - Ability to s...

I am in need of a talented designer to give my Canva brochure a professional upgrade. It should stand out as fun, readable, and professional and should appeal to the general public. Its 45 pages long (43 plus the front and back) and is a guide/brochure for buying in a particular area of Spain. Its in English as its for UK and US readers prim...RELEVANT examples of previous work Sorry but I need to set a couple of rules because I have been burnt before Please also start your bid with the words Willy Wonka so that I know you have read the whole brief. Anyone who doesnt do this will have their bids discarded automatically. Please do not DM me either and the price you bid is the price to be paid. I am aware of the tricks to engage in dialogue and then built the rapport and increase ...

I am looking for a developer to create a chatbot for my hobby project. The primary goal of this chatbot is to engage users in conversation. To achieve this, I need the chatbot to exhibit an intermediate level of conversation complexity, which includes contextual ...deploy the chatbot within the same script, so the developer should be able to work within this constraint. Ideal Skills: - Strong knowledge of Python: Since the chatbot will be deployed within a script, a strong grasp of Python is crucial. - Excellent communication skills: The goal of the chatbot is to engage users in conversation, so the developer should be able to create engaging and natural dialogue. If you have experience with the specified technologies and a strong portfolio of chatbot development, I'd love to...

I have a 33:05-minute audio that needs to be decoded and transcribed into text. This process involves filtering the audio and transcribing it as a dialogue. The end result should be a clear transcription of everything that is said in the audio file, including any noises or sounds that are part of the recording. You will need to have excellent listening skills and attention to detail to accurately transcribe this audio. Additionally, it would be helpful if you have experience in audio editing to filter out any background noises that could make the transcription process difficult. Key requirements: - Transcribe a 33:05-minute audio file accurately. - Filter audio to ensure clear transcription. - Include all sounds and noises in the transcription. - No time stamps are needed, just ...

...attached files and ). It will probably also allow me to manually create the flowchart one step at a time. There are three possibilities below: A (write app), B (find app) and C (find website). For B and C I will: 1. Milestone $5 and immediately release it to pay your FL fee when I hire you. 2. Milestone $10 for you to provide B or C below. 3. Release the $10 when you produce B or C. 4. Repeat 2-3 for each additional B or C that I need. For B or C you might have to ask the vendor/website for an example of a flowchart and a file that is uploaded to produce it, if you don't see it on their website. A. You write an app to do this. Tell me how it will work (formal spec) and the cost. B. You find an app to do this this and I will buy it from the vendor. Provide me: a...

This is a juke box musical, i have a loose storyline. See the website with the same name.

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...this script to feel like a casual chat between friends, not a boring video simply stating facts. The tone should be light, engaging, and sprinkled with a touch of humor or irony here and there. Here's what we're aiming for: - Tone and Style: Think of telling a fascinating story to a friend over coffee. Your script should be conversational, lively, and engaging. Although we're not looking for a "funny" video per se, feel free to throw in witty remarks or playful jokes to keep things interesting. - Content Points: * You have complete creative control over the content and structure of the script. * Script Length: Minimum 1,800 words. Retention is key on Youtube, so make sure every word invites our viewers deeper into the story, keeping them hooked from s...

...loss upon exit, contrary to expected gains. I'm seeking a forensic audit service to conduct a thorough analysis of this matter. I will provide my observations along with the Audit report and Bank statements. Before bidding, please ensure you have experience in conducting forensic audit investigations and the ability to observe irregularities (which will enable me to engage in a more informed dialogue with the SPV team). Key responsibilities: - Focus is primarily on the review of financial statements - Identify any signs of financial fraud - Deliver a comprehensive report of your findings Ideal candidates for this project should have: - Proven experience in forensic accounting - Comprehensive understanding of financial statements - Ability to detect signs of financial frau...

I'm in need of a video editor with a knack for creating engaging personal video montages. My project involves: - Combining family, travel, and event videos into a compelling montage. - All footage provided is under 3 hours in total. - The preferred editing style is funny/comical with special effects and music. Ideal Skills: - Proficiency in modern video editing software. - Experience in creating personal/family video montages. - Excellent sense of pace and timing. - Ability to craft narrative within a music video framework. - A keen eye for detail and a creative mind are a must to transform our precious memories into an attractive video montage. - sense of humour

As of 2024, I'm in need of a comprehensive guide on exchanging Bitcoin to a bank account. The guide should be tailored towards: - Advanced users seeking in-depth analysis and insights. - Written in a comprehensive analysis style. The guide will need to cover the following aspects: - Step-by-step process of converting Bitcoin to a bank account. - Detailed explanation of each step and its technical nuances. - In-depth analysis of the current trends and challenges in this process. - Recommendations for the best practices and potential pitfalls to avoid. The ideal candidate for this job should have: - Profound knowledge and experience in cryptocurrency, especially Bitcoin. - Strong understanding of banking systems and processes. - Excellent writing skills with the ability to explain co...

...in the comic strip. This could be a portrait of yourself, a self-created character, or even an animal or object. Select an appropriate setting for your story to take place in. This could be outside, at home, or any other *realistic* area. Use a combination of words and visual elements to convey these reasons in the comic strip. A total of six panels is required but you may also want to include dialogue between characters, or use captions to provide more context. Thats the assignment. Now I have the plot line for the panels I just actually need the comic strip complete. Below is the plot line: Feel free to add or take out and make it look nice Panel 1: Character (you): looking at a photo of your father "Dad, your strength lives on in me." Panel 2: Character: holding a...

I would like to create a video of a wake filmed at a pub this Saturday 18th May 24 at 3pm to 5pm. The deceased passed unexpectedly and left a 16 yr old son behind. The subject's friends are gathering to mark his passing and we would like to film some of the event to send as a memory to his 16yr old son. We would like to record how people knew the subject and record some funny stories about his life. He was a very funny man. The tone of the final output should convey a celebration of the individual's life rather than focusing on the grief. Skills and Experience Required: - Experience in filming wakes or similar events - Proficient in family-style video creation - Expert film editing skills to highlight key moments - Capacity to produce a video that distinctly celeb...

...in the comic strip. This could be a portrait of yourself, a self-created character, or even an animal or object. Select an appropriate setting for your story to take place in. This could be outside, at home, or any other *realistic* area. Use a combination of words and visual elements to convey these reasons in the comic strip. A total of six panels is required but you may also want to include dialogue between characters, or use captions to provide more context. Thats the assignment. Now I have the plot line for the panels I just actually need the comic strip complete. Below is the plot line: Feel free to add or take out and make it look nice Panel 1: Character (you): looking at a photo of your father "Dad, your strength lives on in me." Panel 2: Character: holding a...

Hi Lâm P., This is the project we discussed in the dialogue box yesterday, please accept it, thank you

...craft a compelling contemporary romance story of 50k words. You must be able to write at least 12k-20k words per week. - Setting: While I didn't specify, I'm open to discussing the best setting for the story, so your creativity is welcome here. - Conflict: The main conflict will revolve around past traumas, adding depth and complexity to the relationship between the main characters. - Point of view: I'd like the storytelling to be from the first person perspective, to help readers connect more deeply with the protagonist. The ideal candidate should have experience in writing romance novels, particularly with a focus on character development and conflict resolution. A knack for crafting engaging, believable dialogue and a good understanding of how to build ...

...will involve writing captivating narratives, creating compelling characters, and building immersive fictional worlds across various genres. Responsibilities: Collaborate closely with me to understand the project requirements and vision. Develop engaging plots and storylines that captivate readers from start to finish. Create well-rounded characters with depth and complexity. Craft compelling dialogue and descriptive scenes that bring the story to life. Ensure consistency in tone, style, and voice throughout the narrative. Requirements: Proven experience as a fiction ghostwriter, with a portfolio of previous work demonstrating your storytelling abilities. Strong grasp of narrative structure, character development, and world-building. Ability to meet deadlines and deliver high-q...

...acquire some Paid or In Kind (free stuff) Sponsorships.. Food, liquor, etc. Maybe even speakers if possible. I prefer a paid sponsor. Also need help on strategy. Such as what to include in pitch deck and best approach when contacting companies. Event Location: New York Hosted by: The page is a social media account that posts popular millennial Black culture memes, quotes, funny videos. Recap video of party will be displayed on the IG account & will include coverage/product placement of sponsors. Here is an example of last years party recap video: Party will be in same location, and similar vibe. The crowd will consist of young black millennial socialites, ages 25-40. In the group will be creators, influencers, black professionals