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We are seeking an experienced [VA] to help us with our company tasks such as social media posts, research data entry etc... The ideal candidate should have a strong background in [LinkedIn Job posting - data entry - Google drive/sheets] The tasks are very simple, however, this will be ongoing, daily work for the foreseeable future. Must be reliable and consistent in order to be successful in this role

I'm looking for a creative photo editor who can artistically place our pets into fo...attire. Your creativity is very welcome. - The edited photos should be as photo-realistic as possible. I don't want an abstract or cartoon aesthetic. - I'd prefer if the outfits are varied – some adding tuxedos, some incorporating dresses, and some according to your artistic vision. The ideal candidate should have: - Extensive experience in photo editing - A creative mind for dressing up pets in funny yet stylish ways - Ability to produce photo-realistic edits - Good reviews of similar projects You don't have to be a pet lover to take this project, but it would definitely be a plus! Your proposal should include links to similar works you've done before. I look forw...

I need video editor ,instagram video editor, reels editor,funny politics roast video editor.

I'm in need of a talented cartoonist who can create vibrant, funny and exaggerated caricatures in a traditional, hand-drawn style for my corporate events. Key requirements: - **Caricature Style**: The primary requirement is that your caricatures should be 'Cartoonish' in nature. It's essential that you can deliver a style that is humorous, quirky, and suitable for a light-hearted atmosphere. - **Purpose**: The caricatures will be used for an engagement party, so they should be appropriate for a professional setting but can lean into certain inappropriateness for humour purposes. - **Format**: I am looking for the caricatures in physical form, not digital. You'll need to create them on paper or other suitable medium so they can be handed out and taken home...

I am looking for an experienced developer to help me create a minimalistic PHP web app that can perform a few key actions - user registration, send email notifications and generate reports. Key Requirements: - User Registration: The app should have a simple user registration system. - Email Notifications: It should also be able to send email notifications to users. - Report Generation: The app needs to have the capability to generate reports. I'd like to gauge the freelancers' skills and competence based on their past work, so please include examples of your previous projects in your application. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Strong PHP development skills - Experience in creating user registration systems and handling email notifications - Familiarity with report gener...

I need a straightforward MT4 EA with the following features: Strategy: The EA should open both buy and sell orders whenever a new candle forms. Take Profit (TP): Set TP to 50 pips for both buy and sell orders. Stop Loss (SL): Automatically close any open order when a new candle forms. Special Condition: If TP is reached for both buy and sell orders, the EA should wait for the next candle to form before opening new orders. Initial Lot Size: Start with a lot size of 0.01. Martingale: Enable Martingale strategy. Martingale Multiplier: Set the multiplier value to 2. That's all!

Please implement a one page website that is essentially a text editor similar to HemingwayApp dot com. For the full specs, please see the attached PDF file.

I have two projects one that uses lidar sensor functionality and the other project is made for an autonomous car model, i want to integrate both Projects together to enable lidar sensor feature in my car model. to make car model have lidar sensor with another existed sensor.

I'm seeking a talented designer to create a Modern, Simple, and Catchy style pouch for a food product. It should exude a comforting, homemade aesthetic. Please note the use of a specific color palette which will be provided. Ideal skills and experience: - Expertise in package design, specifically pouches - Experience with food products - Computer Rendering Skills. - Understanding of rustic and traditional design themes - Ability to work with specified color palettes.

Simple website with a responsive design for mobile and PC. I have templates for both versions; each contains only a few images and a brief text, although the designs are quite different from each other. The development must be carried out using exclusively pure HTML and CSS code, without employing WordPress or others.

I'm in need of an AI expert who can assist me in realizing the video output generated by our AI bot. r find other ways to make funny videos . fast easy cheap but good and funny Key Project Details: - **Target Audience**: Primarily adults. - **Video Content**: The AI bot is designed to create video content across different genres including: - Comedy skits - Educational videos - How-to tutorials Your role will involve: - Understanding our existing AI bot and its video creation process. - Implementing a solution that can effectively translate the AI's video ideas into a finalized product suitable for adult viewers. - Ensuring the videos are engaging, well-edited, and align with the intended comedic, educational, or tutorial content. Ideal Skills and ...

I'm looking for a basic React web page with side slide panels. This project is a proof of concept, so the side panels should be empty – they don't need to have any internal functionality other than opening and closing. The main goal is to create a clean, light-colored design that's responsive on both mobile and desktop devices. Key Requirements: - Simple, clean React web page - Two empty side slide panels - Light-colored design - Fully responsive on mobile and desktop Ideal Skills: - Proficiency in React - Experience in UI/UX design - Understanding of responsive design principles

I'm releasing a book (a gay romantic fiction) in the summer under a pseudonym, and I want to have somebody take photos of the book with parts of their body in the frame in a way which will be very shareable on Instagram / Tiktok / Twitter etc. The photos would not feature your face. Example photos might be: - The book on your bed, while your legs are either side. - The book in your hands while you sit cross legged on the sofa. - The book resting on your torso is the sort of thing I have in mind. Requirements - Young (18+) white male - UK-based (so I can easily post my book to you) - Preferably has an e-reader (to include my ebook in the shot) but not essential - Physically attractive arms / legs / torso (no faces necessary)

we have issues with getting dropzone to work on our website that is built with .php. So we just need someone to fix so we can upload files on one page and the files are getting sent to the server.

I am in need of an experienced illustrator with a sharp eye for architectural style and medium-level detail. Your task will be to convert about 100 of my basic 2D and 3D architectural line art illustrations into 3D line art illustrations. The output can be in colourful or black and white, but they should be visually appealing and clean. Ideal Skills: - Proficiency in creating architectural style illustrations - Experienced in creating detailed illustrations - Ability to transform 2D designs into 3D line art The architectural style should be modern, keeping the design minimalist with an emphasis on detaild, cleanliness and appeal. Your creativity will be greatly appreciated in this project, and I look forward to seeing your innovative approaches to this task.

I am in need of an experienced illustrator with a sharp eye for architectural style and medium-level detail. Your task will be to convert about 100 of my basic 2D and 3D architectural line art illustrations into 3D line art illustrations. The output can be in colourful or black and white, but they should be visually appealing and clean. Ideal Skills: - Proficiency in creating architectural style illustrations - Experienced in creating detailed illustrations - Ability to transform 2D designs into 3D line art The architectural style should be modern, keeping the design minimalist with an emphasis on detaild, cleanliness and appeal. Your creativity will be greatly appreciated in this project, and I look forward to seeing your innovative approaches to this task.

I need a simplistic, one-page website linked to a database. This page will have limited content, including a logo and a 'check authenticity' button. The database will be provided in an Excel sheet format, and must be integrated seamlessly into the page. Key Requirements: - Develop a one-page website - Integrate an Excel database for product authentication - Provide a clean, simplistic design Ideal Skills and Experience: - Experience in web development, particularly one-page websites - Proficiency in database integration, specifically Excel - Ability to create clean and minimalist designs - Strong understanding of web security and authentication processes

Need someone to help in simple bug fixing error who has experience in android apps and knowledge about it Requirements are Coding skill Android knowledge

Hello. I need a freelancer who can make me a beautifull instagram post with title, image, description and 5 popular tags based by my description.

I'm looking for a skilled web developer Key Requirements: - Create and customize About Us, Services, and Contact Form pages. - Implement a simple, clean, and professional design suitable for a company portfolio. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficiency in and React for building dynamic, fast, and SEO-friendly websites. - Experience in customizing templates and integrating various pages and forms. - A good eye for design to ensure the final website is visually appealing and professional.

Technical Knowledge For Front End You can create it using Nextjs For the backend side, Express Create a responsive form website layout that adjusts seamlessly across various devices. (Web, Tab, Phone), and explain how would you approach designing a layout that maintains consistency and usability across different screen sizes, from desktops to smartphones? Create a validation in each form field please create a minimal 6 field (Plus point if the validation from back end side). For example: Name should contain the alphabet, not a number. (If it’s number show error message) The phone number contains a number. Etc. (you can create your field & own rules) * Create a reusable component. Add CSS animations to enhance user experience. Design and create an API to provide above...

I need a professional to create a simple, high-level business diagram for me. This is to visualize the company revenue and process Key Requirements: - The visualization should be kept at a high-level overview. No need for specific, detailed processes. - Delivery should be in PowerPoint format. Here is the brief which includes all the information:

I need a simple yet unique logo designed swiftly. I will provide a jpeg or ppt file as reference. The logo will need to be developed using Illustrator or other vector graphics software. It should be versatile enough to use across multiple platforms, ensuring it remains crisp and clear. Key Points: - Combination of text and icon in the design - Specific color preferences will be provided - Required in an hour or less Ideal Skills: - Proficiency in Illustrator or similar software - Ability to work swiftly without compromising quality

I'm in need of a skilled and creative video content creator who can help create funny videos to promote my mortgage broker services on Instagram and YouTube. The videos should bring humor to the serious world of real estate, making an enjoyable viewing experience for all. - Skills Needed: - Video production - Storytelling - Humor development - Knowledge in real estate is a plus, but not necessary - Responsibility: - Creating engaging, and humorous videos related to real estate - Optimizing the produced content for Instagram and Youtube If you are creative and have a knack for making things entertaining, this may be your perfect opportunity. I am looking forward to seeing your works.

I'm in immediate need of a Primavera expert to create a schedule for my project. The deadline for this task is today, and the schedule is expected to have detailed tasks with dependencies. Key requirements: - **Primavera Proficiency**: You should have sample experience working with Primavera and be able to create a comprehensive schedule in a very short time frame.

I need to make a project for the university, on the subject Basics of computer graphics. The task is to implement a simple graphics card (gpu). And also implement the model visualization function. In the file student/, implement the function izg_enqueue - the functionality of the video card implemented by you. In the student/ file, you implement the prepareModel, drawModel_vertexShader, and drawModel_fragmentShader functions. These functions are used to process the loaded model file into the graphics card memory and command buffer. In addition, the folder contains the file student/ - it contains declarations of structures and constants. The project is written on Linux, but is also suitable for Windows in Visual Studio and CMake. The task consists in adding gpu

Urgent thing: I need senior Next developer Who can start immediately? It is simple task and needs to complete within 2 hours. Thanks

I'm currently in need of a skilled C++ developer to help in a simple project. The exact purpose of the project is not yet specified. . Proficiency in C++ and experience in creating custom software applications are necessary. Strong problem-solving skills are also desired. i have a cpp project using mvc and smart ptr i will upload a file contain doc that explain the project and i/o files for testing.

I am quite an experienced developer however, I am caught up with a few things right now so I cannot do this. Here are the issues and what I need for my Wordpress site. 1. The navigation on mobile mode button i...quite an experienced developer however, I am caught up with a few things right now so I cannot do this. Here are the issues and what I need for my Wordpress site. 1. The navigation on mobile mode button is dead, not working. I need it centered with the template and the hamburger dropdown menu items to function. Problem is the hamburger button does not function when pressing it. 2. I need the website converted to a static site. I already have the plugin, so you can simply generate the static files and fix it accordingly. *** The navigation fix MUST be done via Elementor N...

I'm in need of a Python expert, specifically one with proficiency in Data Analysis. The task primarily involves working with simple data sets. While the source of data was not specified, the expert is expected to exhibit substantial versatility. Ideal Skills: - Strong Python programming - Proven track-record in data analysis - Experience handling various data sources - Problem-solving abilities Note: Freelancers with a robust understanding of accessing and manipulating different data sources have an edge. Show me what you've got!

We are seeking an experienced [VA] to help us with our company tasks such as social media posts, research data entry etc... The ideal candidate should have a strong background in [LinkedIn Job posting - data entry - Google drive/sheets] The tasks are very simple, however, this will be ongoing, daily work for the foreseeable future. Must be reliable and consistent in order to be successful in this role

Hi there I'm developing GPS/IoT tracking products and looking for a simple app for testing with scaling and customization possibilities. If you have already developed an app that we could customize it would be helpful given that we need the app for a presentation on 3rd June. We need to use custom maps for Finland, Sweden, Norway. Example We will also need to talk to our own tracking server. We need the app to have a cross plattform (Web, android & iOS). Initially for the demo only Android is needed.

I'm in need of a very simple and lightweight website that is able to display PDF files and perform a variety of functions on the extracted text. Key Requirements: - Display PDF files: The website should have a viewer that can display PDF files. - Extract OCR text from PDF: The website should be able to extract and display text from PDFs that have FRACTUR font. - Translate OCR text: The extracted text should be automatically translated to Polish. - Text input: The website should also feature a text box where users can input text. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficient in web development and PDF handling. - Experienced in OCR text extraction. - Familiar with translation APIs for automatic translation. - Strong understanding of UX/UI for implementi...

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This is a long-term collaboration, if you do it in good quality, I will give you similar projects in the future and the budget will also be increased. I am in need of a talented content creator who excels at comedy writing. I require a quirky, smart and laugh-out-loud story that can be performed within a 15-minute timeframe. This work is tailored specifically for an teenegers and adult audience. I will tell you the main thame of the story and details in the chat. Desirable Expertise and Skill Set: - Proven track record in comedic script or story writing - Ability to subtly integrate humor without resorting to vulgarity. If you can do the voice over of 5 characters then the budget will be increased. Thank you, I am waiting.

I'I need a simple wordpress ecommerce theme installed on my Hostgator site. NO TRANSACTIONS. will only display prices, color and info about product

I need this to be done IMMEDIATELY! - Extract data in a specified format. - Transfer data from the price listing PDF to an Excel spreadsheet. - Input details such as SKU, Name, Description, Brand, Cost Price, Length, Width, Height, and Weight, which are highlighted in blue. - If any title or heading is not mentioned in the details provided in item #3, add it to columns U-Z. - Ensure all data is formatted correctly, with names in proper case and prices as numerical values. I'm in need of a proficient data entry freelancer to help convert a scanned image PDF to an Excel spreadsheet. Key Details: - The PDF contains less than 50 pages. - The data in the PDF is in the form of scanned images, making it crucial that the freelancer has experience in handling this format. Requi...

I'm seeking a proficient video editor with a knack for enhancing gameplay footage. The task is twofold: 1. Edit Gameplay Highlights: I require someone who can take raw footage and extract the most exhilarating gameplay moments. 2. Create Montage of Funny Moments: Additionally, you must be able to identify and compile hilarious incidents in the game into a separate, engaging montage. Experience in gaming video editing and a good sense of timing and humor are crucial for this job.

We need an online Virtual assistant to help us with our company tasks such as social media posts, research data entry etc... The tasks are very simple, however, this will be ongoing, daily work for the foreseeable future. Must be reliable and consistent in order to be successful in this role.

We are seeking a remote administrative professional to daily post job listings on LinkedIn. Key Responsibilities: - Daily job posting on LinkedIn, One job post per day. - Ensuring all necessary details and requirements are included Ideal Skills: - Strong administrative background - Excellent written communication skills - Detail-oriented with a focus on consistency This Task is easy and simple only takes few mins per day, also good for those who are starting out as freelancers and want to build their profile. We will provide all the necessary steps to follow so anyone can apply.

I'm looking to create a basic, static website that's solely for educational purposes. Here's what I'm seeking: - Content: The site will contain a mix of tutorials, courses, and resources for students. - Design: A clean, user-friendly design that makes accessing and engaging with the educational material easy. - Functionality: I don't need any advanced features like e-commerce, but the site should be responsive across devices. Ideal skills for this job include: - Proficiency in web development, particularly building educational websites. - Strong understanding of user experience and interface design for educational purposes. - Ability to create a clean, minimalistic design that aligns with the educational content provided. I have a budget of $10 - $20 so i...

I'm in need of a 3D designer specializing in product designs. The task involves creating small and simple 3D models, suitable for different applications. Though the intended use of these designs is unspecified, the final output should be of a quality that could be used in marketing materials, manufacturing, or for prototype testing. Key requirements: - Expertise in 3D modeling and designing. Prior experience with product design is a plus. - Ability to create small and simple 3D models efficiently. - Strong understanding of design principles and aesthetics.

Description: We are in need a fresher candidate who handle bulk email sending tasks. Requirements: Basic familiarity with email writing. Responsibilities and Frequency: Sending bulk emails twice a week. Timeline: No strict deadlines, but consistent quality work is essential.

I'm searching for an experienced app developer to create a basic iOS application that calculates sales commissions. Functionality: - The app should be constructed to input five distinct values: Sales amount, Commission rate, Material Total, Labor Total, Par Sale after Discounts. - The application should compute the commission based on the percentage of the Sales amount. - The method of calculating the percentage in relation to the other input values has not been specified, so flexibility and adjustability should be built into the app to address this. You enter the total cost of materials and labor separately plus the current commission rate. Then you choose from calculated values what discounts can and will be applied. The you enter the actual agreed upon sale price. The attac...

(By My Invite Only) I'm seeking a talented graphic artist to create 10-20 pieces of digital artwork for my project. This involves the production of both 2D static images and GIFs, all centered around the theme of humor. Essential Skills and Requirements: - Proficient in generating high-quality 2D designs - Ability to create eye-catching, hilarious GIFs - Strong grasp of current trends in meme culture - Excellent sense of humor and understanding of comic timing in visual media

I'm looking for a skilled freelancer with considerable experience in Angular, especially Angular 17. The project is relatively straightforward as it features a basic UI with few functionalities and does not require any integrations. Although the primary function of the site has not been made explicit, an understanding of a variety of site purposes, including informational, transactional, and interactive sites, is beneficial to ensure flexibility throughout the project. Ideal Skills And Experience: - Proven experience with Angular, particularly Angular 17 - Ability to create a seamless and user-friendly UI - Strong knowledge of Keycloak - Versatility to adapt to different site purposes - Excellent problem-solving capabilities - Meticulous attention to detail.

...crucial role in promoting my product "Gleara", dedicated to young adults. Key Components: - Call to action: Inspire viewers to purchase our product or visit our website. - Special offers: Highlight any current promotions, sales or discounts on Gleara. The end goal of these videos are as follows: 30-second videos (5 Videos) Product Name: Gleara Product website: Your own model, camera, scripts (approved by me) , post and pre-production, editing Imagine a series of 30-second videos that pack a punch of humor, boldness, and shareability. Each video will be a standalone gem designed to tickle the funny bone and leave viewers craving for more. With unique concepts, witty scripts, and impeccable direction, our goal is to make these videos go viral and crea...

Hello, iam gifting a funny gift to a friend of "himself" and a celebrity he likes. I would like a simple and realistic headswap of himself and the male Ana De Armas is with(the male on the right). If possible, delete the man on the left. Make it look as real as possible, better lighting, better quality etc.

I need new website for company . 5 pages .

I'm looking for a professional who can assist me with certain multimedia editing tasks. The work involves adding text, incorporating a logo, and trimming videos. Though I didn't specify the type of logo, it will be a standard, text-based, or image-based one. Ideal skills and experience: - Proficient in editing multimedia content - Capable of incorporating logos into videos - Skilled in adding text effectively - Experience with trimming videos - Ability to work flexibly with different types of logos Please reach out if you think you can help me with these tasks.