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EASY WIN WITH CLEAR INSTRUCTION ...also want less navy blue incorporated into the image and logo. As a color reference, I will include a second, lighter image. Hoping I will probably get a few entries that complete the task exactly as described, I will award the prize to the most cleaned up and aesthetically pleasing version of the logo. Extra points for extra versions of the logo. I aim to use this image for company polos and tee shirts along with digital and print media. Lastly, I am a sucker for surprise alternatives. If you would like to go for a homerun and offer up an image with an alternative look or color scheme, I wouldn't turn you away. It would have to be a great design to pull me off of the image that is attached though. Either way thank you for your effort, creat...

..."Throne of Grace". Also used (THRN of GRACE) the word (Maranatha), the tagline of (Unapologetic Streetwear For Faith Driven Visionaries) and other Christian based inspiration without out being overly faith based. I'm imagining typography and some imagery to be key design elements in this collection, giving it a timeless yet modern appeal. The capsule must be cohesive and come with mock-ups for shirts, shorts, hats, crewnecks, hoodies, and outwear. Ideal Skills: - Strong understand of vintage and retro aesthetic - Experience with typography design - Able to incorporate images into designs - Knowledge of unisex fashion and trends. Target Audience: The final designs should be appealing to a unisex audience, transcending gender boundaries and making a statement ...

*Notes: this project is a continuation of the overall project as described in the job description and contract for Project 01. Same rules and guidelines apply: https://www.freelancer.com/projects/video-editing/Creative-Talented-VIDEO-EDITOR-Needed/details Total Per Project: $140 (50% off this 5th project, oriignal $280.00) 1/3 - Deposit 40%: $56.00

I'm looking for an experienced T-shirt designer to create a series of designs. The scope of the project is fairly open. If you have a background in designing T-shirts and can handle the full process from concept to print-ready files, this is the job for you.

...improve CRM processes and efficiency. Customer Service: Respond to customer inquiries and resolve issues promptly and professionally. Maintain a high level of customer satisfaction through effective communication and problem-solving skills. Liaise with other departments to ensure customer needs are met. Email Management: Monitor and manage the CEO's email inbox, prioritizing and flagging important messages. Draft, proofread, and send emails on behalf of the CEO. Organize and archive emails to keep the inbox efficient and clutter-free. Miscellaneous Virtual Assistant Tasks: Schedule and coordinate meetings, appointments, and travel arrangements. Prepare reports, presentations, and other documents as needed. Perform research and gather information to support the CEO's ...

...less time. So, for now, I'll put the fee at $5. A minimum of $150 to $300 a month can be earned from your phone. only working one hour or less per day I'll be delivering two canned lines. You simply use it multiple times, but you can customize it to suit your preferences. I am only looking for a VA that is currently looking for work and is willing to try out new chances. 1. Send scripted messages to prospective leads for my business using APPS. (Profile registration will be required with YOUR MOST Latest PHOTO, no more than one month old.) 2. Enter client information into Google Spreadsheets, modify the color of the cells, and enter dates. Qualifications 1. Fluent in English 2. Decent profile photo. Video bid is a plus 3. Knowledgeable about US towns and states...

Hi! I am searching for a photoshop editor that make images ready for t-shirt printing. This would include background removal/changes, possibly adding font to images, and taking handmade illustrations (paintings, etc.) and making the resolution t-shirt ready. In fact, I do not know the specifics in doing that which is exactly why I need your help. Please message me if you are interested. - Object Removal: The images contain some elements that detract from the main product. Your role will be to remove these unnecessary objects carefully, ensuring the main product is not compromised. - Background Change: The current image backgrounds need to be completely removed. This requires precision and skill to make sure there are no remnants left. - Image Transfer: Once the backgroun...

I'm in need of a brochure to increase awareness about the civic and community management within our general resident population. The brochure needs to have: - A Modern design aesthetic that appeals to a wide range of...plans. Striking the right balance between captivating visuals and informative text will be crucial to engage our audience. Ideal Candidate: - A seasoned graphic designer with a strong portfolio in modern brochure design. - Prior experience in designing for community-based projects will be looked upon favorably. - Strong understanding of layout, typography, and color theory. - Skills in conveying messages effectively through design. Looking forward to creating a powerful tool that resonates with our audience and inspires them to participate actively in commun...

I'd like to use the logo duck without the background colors, zoomed in more and excluding the feet. For the thumbs, can you make them more feather-like? Also, could you add more tattoos on the face, including a tear drop over the glasses and perhaps a few more? The concept is a play on 'thug life' with 'quak lyfe' on the knuckles. Additionally, could you include more face tattoos, maybe even a doo rag?

...pages, so the content extraction process should be relatively straightforward. The key focus here is translating textual content into engaging visual and interactive elements for the digital audience. Key Responsibilities: - Extracting and translating key concepts from a trading book into webinar content - Creating an engaging, interactive webinar presentation that resonates with the book's core messages - Ensuring the presentation is suited for digital delivery Ideal Skills: - Experience in translating textual content into engaging visuals - Proficiency in creating dynamic and interactive presentations - Familiarity with the trading or finance sector (preferred but not mandatory) Please note that I'm open to the use of Google Slides or Canva for the creation of thi...

I'm looking for an inventive designer to create a t-shirt design that promotes my brand's tech savvy stance. The design should speak to young adults aged between 18-29. The Ideal Designer: - Proficient in latest design software - Has previous experience in creating trendy t-shirt designs - Understands how to integrate 'tech savvy' into a compelling visual story Deliverables: - A high-resolution, scalable design fit for t-shirt printing. - Source files upon project completion. Looking forward to seeing your innovative proposals.

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I'm looking for a skilled software developer who is proficient in Java and familiar with the DJI drone SDK. Seeking individual with HTTP and DJI SDK experience to add features to DJI Ground Control Software. The application must transmit and handle HTTP REQUEST to server, display popup messages, play notification audio, and auto-upload waypoint to a selected drone. Key requirements: - You must have experience in software development on Windows OS. - Proficiency in Java is a must. Experience with DJI drone SDK is highly preferred. - The main feature to be added to the software is automatic drone flight path planning. Key responsibilities: - Integrate the DJI drone SDK into my existing software. - Implement automatic drone flight path planning feature. This project will give...

...communicate seamlessly. - Group Conversations: The chat should support group conversations as well as one-on-one chats. - Message Read Receipts: The ability for users to know if their message has been read by the recipient. - Typing Indicators: This feature will show when the other person is typing to enhance real-time communication. - Offline Messaging Capability: The chat should allow users to send messages even when the recipient is offline, which will be delivered upon their next login. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Experience with integrating chat functions into online platforms. - Proficiency in developing real-time messaging features. - Understanding of UI/UX design to ensure a seamless user experience. - Previous work on education or e-learning platforms is a plus. If ...

I'm looking for a professional who can develop a Chrome extension that will automatically respond to all WhatsApp messages. Key Requirements: - Operating System: The extension should be designed for Windows. - Message Response: I need the extension to send a simple "hello world" message in response to every message received on WhatsApp. -Logs: store logs - User: The final product will be used for personal use, so no team functionality is necessary. Ideal Freelancer: - Proficient in Chrome extension development. - Experience with the WPPconnect wa-js listener. - Strong understanding of WhatsApp's API for message reception and sending.

...illustrative logo designer, who can transform my current logo into high resolution files. This will allow me to effectively use it on tee-shirts, business cards, and even integrate it into a QR code. Key Responsibilities: - Transform the existing logo to an illustrative style - Provide high resolution files in PNG, JPEG, and other relevant formats - Create a design that's suitable for tee-shirts and business cards - Optional: Incorporate the logo into a QR code for business card usage Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proven experience in creating illustrative logos - Proficient in graphic design software for high resolution outputs - Experience in designing for tee-shirts and business cards - Ability to create innovative designs, including integration with QR ...

I have an image of a license plate that I need converted into a digital image. The final outcome should be a PNG format. I need the digital image to be editable, not just as a whole but also for individual elements like text. The license plate's color scheme should remain as it is in the original image. Ideal skills for this job include: - Proficiency in graphic design, es...match the colors from the original I'm looking for a freelancer who can deliver a high-quality, accurate, and editable reproduction of the license plate. Please include examples of similar projects you've worked on in your proposal. License plate will look like the image I have attached. I want the text "Flight for Life" changed to SUPERCAR DRIVING EXPERIENCE This will be an image used...

I'm starting a streetwear clothing brand aimed at young adults. To kick off, I need two highly detailed, vibrantly colored urban/street style t-shirt designs. Requirements: - 2 highly detailed, vibrant designs - Urban/Street style theme - Target audience: Young adults (20-35 years) Ideal Skills: - Proficient in urban/streetwear design - Experience with color theory - Understanding of the young adult market - Strong portfolio showcasing similar work A strong knowledge of the latest streetwear trends and the ability to create eye-catching, unique designs is crucial. Please include relevant samples of your previous work in your bid. note we also attached reference images like how we expecting.

...alongside a live, searchable map illustrating our coverage areas. Key Requirements: - The website should have separate sections for Home, Business Internet, and Dedicated plans. - Each plan should have detailed information including features, data limits, price, and contract terms. - The live map coverage should be searchable, allowing users to check the coverage in their area. Example is that of at&t company. - On seleecting the plan, the user should upload their KYC documents and make a payment via MPESA. Ideal Skills: - Proficiency in web development, preferably with experience in telecom websites. - Strong understanding of user experience and interface design. - Capability to implement interactive and searchable mapping features. - Ability to create a secure and respon...

I'm seeking a skilled mobile app developer to create an engaging social networking application for both iOS and Android. Key Features: - Messaging: The app should enable users to send messages to each other, fostering communication and interaction. - Photo & Video Sharing: Users should be able to share photos and videos within the app, promoting content sharing and user engagement. Skills and Experience: - Proven experience in developing mobile applications, especially for social networking purposes. - Strong proficiency in both iOS and Android platforms. - Familiarity with integrating messaging and media sharing functionalities. - A good eye for UI/UX design to create an intuitive and visually appealing app. - Ability to ensure the app is responsive and scalable, capable...

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I'm currently looking for a minimalist logo for my company that primarily uses green, light brown, tan, and cream. The design should be versatile so I can use it on various platforms including my website, printed materials, t-shirts, hoodies, stickers, and even embroidered items. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Previous experience in creating minimalist logos - Proficiency in using green, light brown, tan, and cream in the design - Understanding of logo versatility across different mediums - Experience in designing for both digital and physical products

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...journey. Knowing that this journey comes with challenges, receiving adequate support and motivation can make a great difference. Being your partner in this journey, I will assist you with the necessary encouragement, motivation, and support to help you achieve your weight loss target while maintaining your overall well-being. By consistently checking in and staying in touch through calls and messages, I will ensure that you stay on track while also providing support, inspiration, and useful motivation to assist you in overcoming challenges and remaining focused. I will also help with meal options now and then to spice things up. Teaming up with me as your accountability partner will provide you with the assistance, motivation, friendship, and encouragement needed to reach your ...

...this script to feel like a casual chat between friends, not a boring video simply stating facts. The tone should be light, engaging, and sprinkled with a touch of humor or irony here and there. Here's what we're aiming for: - Tone and Style: Think of telling a fascinating story to a friend over coffee. Your script should be conversational, lively, and engaging. Although we're not looking for a "funny" video per se, feel free to throw in witty remarks or playful jokes to keep things interesting. - Content Points: * You have complete creative control over the content and structure of the script. * Script Length: Minimum 1,800 words. Retention is key on Youtube, so make sure every word invites our viewers deeper into the story, keeping them hooked from s...

I'm looking for a talented web designer/developer to create an engaging and interactive Squarespace website. The primary objective of this website is to showcase my products/services. Key requirements include: - **Interactive Elements:** I'm keen on incorporating hover effects and interactive elements throughout the site to engage visitors and make the showcase lively. - **Spe... - Demonstrate experience in working with and adhering to specific brand themes and color schemes. If you're confident in your ability to create an attractive, interactive product showcase site that aligns with a specific color scheme, I'd love to hear from you. Here is the figma file link to check (Preview)?node-id=65%3A2777&t=RQNuyKDjn90AGTpH-1

...primarily be responsible for creating engaging and persuasive content for various mediums including websites, blogs, social media platforms, and marketing materials. The ability to understand client requirements and tailor the content accordingly is crucial. Attention to detail, creativity, and excellent communication skills are essential for this role. If you have a passion for crafting impactful messages and can deliver high-quality results within tight deadlines, we would love to hear from you. Relevant skills: - Exceptional writing and editing abilities - Strong research skills - SEO knowledge - Proficiency in grammar and punctuation - Creativity and ability to think outside the box - Good organizational skills and ability to work independently - Familiarity with various wri...

...to implement a mechanism for bulk-reviewing messages in the queues every 10 minutes to filter out unnecessary messages and optimize system performance. Responsibilities: Apache Kafka Setup: Install and configure Apache Kafka on a Windows machine. Set up the necessary Kafka topics, partitions, and brokers to support distributed messaging. Ensure proper security configurations and access controls are in place. Master Script Development: Develop a master script that acts as the central controller for the messaging system. Implement functionality to bulk-review messages in the queues every 10 minutes. Design and implement filtering logic to identify and remove unnecessary messages based on predefined criteria. Coordinate the distribution of messages to ...

...Dialogflow, and Firebase to automate bookings for clinics. No third-party/open-source libraries or frameworks should be used. Key Features/Funtionalities: - Booking automation: This includes integration with a calendar for appointment scheduling, and functionality for automated reminders and booking confirmations. - Integration with WhatsApp API: The system should primarily function by receiving messages and responding to them. - Integration with Dialogflow and Firebase: for accurate conversation management and data storage. - Real-time data updates: Any changes to the database or responses on Dialogflow should reflect immediately. - User authentication and authorization: The system should be secure and ensure that only authorized personnel have access to it. Ideally, you shoul...

I am looking for a seasoned developer to create a robust messaging gateway that supports multiple platforms and is capable of handling a high volume of messages. Key Requirements: -Building a messaging gateway and communication platform to enable applications and systems to send and receive messages through SMS, Email messages or Mobile Push Notifications with a variety of connection options and integration channels. - A dedicated on-premise messaging gateway that provides better visibility and control on sent messages and notifications - Improved security and control over sent messages with masking and filtering options - Higher availability with offered load balancing, bulk providers switchover and different sending methods - Seamless operation a...

...European Football Championship. The keyrings will be in the shape of a football t-shirt and should capture the essence of each country's team. We need all the files as a Photoshop file. Design Requirements: -Number of Designs: 24 unique designs, one for each country participating in the UEFA European Football Championship. -Shape and Format: Each design should be in the form of a football t-shirt. -Team Representation: Each keyring should accurately represent the national team's colors, emblem, and any distinguishing features of their football kit. -Visual Elements: Incorporate elements such as the team's official colors, logos, and any unique patterns or symbols associated with the team's kit. We need the oficial t shirts for: Albania...

I need a creative and professional logo for my cane harvesting company called Surprise Creek Harvesting. This logo will be mainly used for work shirts, aiming to foster recognition of our brand. The ideal candidate should have experience and skills in graphic design, ideally with previous work in representing agricultural businesses. The logo design should: - Be creative yet professional - Reflect our core business of cane harvesting - Promote strong brand recognition Please provide a portfolio of your previous logo or graphic design works when you bid.

...currently facing a critical problem with the email services on my server, which is configured with Cpanel and Cloudflare. All email communication, including webmail, has suddenly stopped. I need immediate assistance to resolve this issue. Key requirements and responsibilities include: - Diagnosing and fixing the email delivery problem - Ensuring that webmail services are fully operational - No error messages are being displayed, so it's crucial to identify the root cause of this issue - No recent changes have been made to the Cpanel or Cloudflare settings, which makes the issue even more perplexing The ideal candidate for this task would have: - Experience in working with Cpanel and Cloudflare - Proficiency in solving email delivery issues - Strong troubleshooting skills ...

I'm in need of a talented logo designer who can create a combination logo that conveys a sense of professionalism. The logo will...professionalism. The logo will be used across various platforms and must make a strong first impression. Key Responsibilities: - Develop a unique combination logo that balances text and symbols in a professional manner. - Ensure the logo is versatile and can be used both online and in print. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proven experience in designing combination logos that convey specific emotions or messages. - Familiarity with creating logos that are suitable for use across various mediums. - A strong portfolio that demonstrates your previous work with logos. Please provide samples of your previous combination logo designs when applying fo...

...selecting and hiding function. Add the possibility to modify size and side of the lateral windows (Lexicon and Definitions): -The cursor would become a double-arrow when passing on the edge of the window and it could be resized. Showing children-objects without their parent: -Hiding the parent hides the children, but showing a child should only show the parent if the child is a label (suffix '.t' and '.s') Showing the bonus collections in the first pop-up when right clicking a structure in the 3D space -Instead of RMB>Structures>...; these structures would appear directly with the other options (Hide; Isolate;...) Advanced mission (Estimated 200 euros): Create widgets to open the atlas on a particular structure from a link: -A suffix wou...

I am seeking a professional with strong expertise in lead generation, targeting specifically the e-commerce industr...professional with strong expertise in lead generation, targeting specifically the e-commerce industry. I am solely interested in B2B (Business to Business) leads. Key Responsibilities: - Setting up and managing Instagram lead generation campaign - Collecting leads via Instagram Messages Ideal Candidate: - Proven experience in B2B lead generation - Deep understanding of e-commerce industry - Strong knowledge in running engaging Instagram campaigns - Excellent communication skills to effectively handle Instagram Messages for lead collection Your bidding should demonstrate your experience in generating B2B leads specifically for e-commerce industry via In...

...marketplace-like platform but provide relatively comprehensive product and brand descriptions with an emphasis on particular values and ethos. Key aspects of this project include: * Crafting unique, persuasive copy that accentuates the high quality and unique aspects of products and brands. * Ensuring an engaging user experience using our brand voice and messaging. * Incorporating our key messages effectively into the content. * Appropriate levels of market research will be required to inform and support copywriting. Ideal skills for this role include: * Proven experience in copywriting * An understanding of how to portray product and brand quality persuasively * Capability to write engaging, persuasive content following a branding brief and guidelines. * Know...

...LCD displays. This software is primarily designed for corporate businesses and must be capable of facilitating speech-to-text conversion. Key Requirements: - Development of software for outdoor LCDs: The software should be downloadable onto LCD displays and function effectively in outdoor settings. - Speech-to-text Conversion: The software must have the capability to accurately convert spoken messages into displayed text on the LCDs. - User-friendly Interface: A user-friendly design is crucial to ensure easy navigation and understanding for corporate users. - Robustness for Outdoor Use: The software must be able to withstand outdoor environmental conditions without compromising performance. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficiency in developing software for LCD displays. - Pr...

In a bid to create a decorative poster from a T-shirt design, I'm seeking a skillful freelancer with a keen eye for detail. Your task involves: - Retaining the original design theme but improving its detail and vibrancy. - Cleaning up the design colors for a more appealing visual quality. - Incorporating the word 'Raceway' into the design in a seamless manner. Ideal skills for this task include graphic design and color theory understanding. Besides, expertise in print design and knowledge of modern poster styles will be an added advantage. Your ultimate goal should be to create an enhanced version of the T-shirt's design that will make an eye-catching poster.

I'm seeking the expertise of a seasoned developer to create a customized chat functionality for a project I'm currently running. After careful consideration, I've decided to focus on group text chat as the core communication channel. Here's what I'm envisioning: - Group Messaging: The core communication method in use will be group messages. I want the developer to build a robust system where users can create, engage, and manage group chats efficiently. Experience in building similar platforms will be a significant advantage. - Media Sharing: The chat interface should be modern and dynamic, capable of handling in-message media sharing. This means users should be able to share images, videos, and other rich media content within the chat conversation seamles...

I'm in need of a video editor with a knack for creating engaging personal video montages. My project involves: - Combining family, travel, and event videos into a compelling montage. - All footage provided is under 3 hours in total. - The preferred editing style is funny/comical with special effects and music. Ideal Skills: - Proficiency in modern video editing software. - Experience in creating personal/family video montages. - Excellent sense of pace and timing. - Ability to craft narrative within a music video framework. - A keen eye for detail and a creative mind are a must to transform our precious memories into an attractive video montage. - sense of humour

...but consider using a mix of bold and neutral colors. Blacks, whites, deep reds, and gold accents could be a great starting point. Deliverables: Logo Design: A primary logo that represents the essence of Forbidden Fruit. It should be scalable and look great in both color and monochrome. A secondary logo or icon that can be used for tags, buttons, and other small brand elements. Clothing Mockups: T-Shirts: Both short and long sleeves with different design variations. Hoodies: Design a hoodie that stands out with unique graphics or text placement. Sweatshirts: Versatile sweatshirts that can be a staple in any wardrobe. Accessories: Optional - design concepts for caps, beanies, or bags that complement the clothing line. Patterns/Prints: Custom patterns or prints that can be u...

I'm looking for a Telegram bot expert to help me with several tasks. Please see attached document for specific instructions of job. Do not send a quote you are not able to do the job for!! - Automating Messages: I want the bot to send automated messages on my behalf - Resending Messages: You'll need to reword messages I receive and send them to my group While the project does not require any specific design or branding, it's crucial that you have a good understanding of how Telegram bots work and the ability to implement these features flawlessly. Ideal Skills: - Previous experience in creating Telegram bots - Proficient in Python and/or Node.js - Strong communication skills to ensure the bot functions as intended. - Must have great Englis...

I'm looking for a marketing pro to handle my social media and content creation needs. Your role will include: - Social Media Management: You'll be in charge of my Facebook and Instagram accounts, posting engaging content, responding to messages and comments, and growing our follower base. - Content Creation: I need high-quality content that resonates with middle-aged adults, business people, companies, distributors, resellers, and freelance salespeople. This content should encourage engagement and sharing within these target demographics. - Graphic Creation: You'll also be responsible for creating visuals that accompany our posts. - Paid Ads Experience: I need someone who has experience in managing Facebook and Instagram paid ads, and can use these platforms effe...

I'm looking for a professional developer to integrate the WhatsApp API into our iOS and Android applications. The project involves: - Seamless integration of the WhatsApp API into both platforms - Ensuring the API is used for sending and receiving messages - Implementing any necessary configurations to make the API functional on both platforms Ideal candidates should have: - Proven experience with WhatsApp API integration - Strong command of iOS and Android development - A good understanding of app-to-app communication

I need a logo that combines text and a symbol, designed in a modern and minimalistic style. The final design should be in black and white. Key Requirements: - A clean, minimalistic and modern design approach - A balance between text and symbol - The color scheme for the logo should be strictly black and white Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proven experience in designing modern and minimalistic logos, particularly for apparel - Proficiency in using graphic design software for high-quality output - A keen eye for detail and a track record of producing aesthetically pleasing logos

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