Motivate me to go to the gym

Hi there! I'm looking for someone to motivate me to go to the gym. I'd love to do the full program (warmup, muscles, cardio, sauna), but I can't find a buddy who'll join me. Sharing the experience with someone else makes it more fun and motivating. So... Alternative solution: an online pal to keep me motivated. :) I need: - a WhatsApp call on two set days a week, around the time I'm going to the gym (mind my time zone, Amsterdam) - a checkup message to see how it went - a kick in the butt in case I'm slacking - a big YAY, good on you kind of message when I did go - tracking my progress together with me (times I went, weight lost) I don't need: - life coaching, LOL - workout and diet plans - fitness videos or instructions I'm looking for someone: - organised enough to remember to call me at xyz time - with a proper Internet connection on their phone, dude else what's the point! - cheerful with a sense of humour - who can be strict when needed (think: Marry Poppins, not Terminator) - safe (no psychos and stalkers) I'll pay $25 a month. That's a small contribution to your own gym membership (or Ben and Jerry's, up to you)! :) Gender, age, background are all unimportant. As long as you can get my ass to the gym.