Simple hacking prank script needed.

I need you to develop some software for me. I would like this software to be developed for Windows..This will be a hacking prank script, perhaps done with bash [login to view URL] is: The script is launched (exe file) by a [login to view URL] then requests to enter the ip address and [login to view URL] the person enters the ip and port number (can be in ip:port format), the script then prints out something like "Exploiting xxx vulnurability" (the message must be easily customizable by me).The script then pretends to do some hacking  work, preferably, supported by simple text based animation (up to your imagination), for xx amount of time (xx can be set) and it all ends by the script, printing out the login:password (also customizable by me).Another thing, which should also be customizable is the banner name of the script [login to view URL] about it.ThanksP.S. Guys, this is a fun project, pleace don't expect me to pay a lot for it, hopefully not more than 10 bucks..