$35000 JOb...need sales

Hi all . we have a wallpaper script priced at $99 and we need sales for it. Make sales from everywhere possible and our target is as many affiliates as possible promoting us in a legit way and not spamming. we pay you the same day when a sale is made from your behalf and the comm. on each sale will be $35 we need 1000 sales in less than 5months of time. PLease reply us your ideas and techniques. Go a head and bid Note : This is a performance based project and not for the one who feels that he has to be paid first or for SEo kinda things.