Long story short, I run 30 companies at once right now. It's getting pretty complicated. I'm firing literally every single person and want to start over fresh and clean with new people. I'll manage human resources better this time, I promise!
Anyways, I have about 10,000 tasks that need to be done. The new company policy is to pay everyone $10 per hour, no matter who they are. If you normally get paid much more than that for your skills, then I'll compensate you with quality-of-life improvements, like sending girls to your house to cook and clean and have awesome sex with you.
About 8 years ago, I've made the decision to simply be the best.
Please go to [login to view URL] and tell me how you can make me money in your proposal.
12 freelancers are bidding on average $10/hour for this job
Consequent upon my high school completion, am in dire need of cash to register and sit for university entrance exams. I pray you to afford me this opportunity and I will exceed your expectations.