Write a humorous story for an adventure game

I need a game writer or narrative designer for writing a story-based game with tasks between story pages. I have this app [login to view URL] which is an educational kids game my wife wrote in 2014. I want to make multiple re-skins of it in more settings. This task is for a re-skin targeted at atheist (mostly male) adults and about a humorous journey of a mediocre middle-class guy (maybe an office worker in his 30s) to hell. Hell turns out to be a crazy place which isn't as bad as they tell, and actually not that much worse (if not better) than this character's everyday life. I also like the "Prince of insufficient light" character from Dilbert series, and his concept of Heck (which is not true hell but something dull and futile which drags on and make up the mediocre person's life). So, it could a journey to Heck. Also see these examples: [login to view URL] [login to view URL] [login to view URL] [login to view URL] [login to view URL] However, for this reskin we now also have about 30 new minigames (which mostly are like popular casual games out there), so in total there are about 50 at your disposal. Download this tech demo: [login to view URL] In the demo, the 1st scene shows how purely text scenes look like. Chapter 1 has simpler games, and Chapter 2 harder games. The story should have at least 200 scenes of which about 120-130 could be story scenes and at least 70-80 need to be minigames/tasks (preferably even more than 80 because it's game, not a kinetic visual novel). It's better if you use as many varied types of minigames as possible. Your deliverable should be a Word file similar in structure to the attached example, where you list all the scenes in the game, and for each scene: 1) type - story or what template of minigame 2) the text shown at the bottom of the screen 3) background image 4) listing of what graphics are in the scene (e.g. which characters in what state) If you have ideas for minigames or tasks that are heavily plot-related and would be great to have but you don't see them in the selection of implemented minigames - please write those still. I might be able to get them done by tweaking existing minigame templates (some of them are pretty flexible) or implementing them from scratch. Though I'd prefer sticking to the already implemented minigames.