Whimsical 5-paragraph essay, My Little Pony
$10-20 USD
Paid on delivery
I have a friend who insists that Pinkie Pie is the best pony but I already know it's Twilight Sparkle, obviously. I need someone to write a 5-paragraph essay explaining this in such a way that he won't be able to refute the evidence.
Feel free to be comedic and over-the-top: this is only meant to be a joke, after all. However, an approach of seriousness may also be quite humorous since the context is already a funny context.
I would like the bidder to be a fan of My Little Pony (the television show) so that they can already be well-versed in the content and also will just enjoy the project, even if ironically.
Project ID: #18433104
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I have a friend who insists that Pinkie Pie is the best pony but I already know it's Twilight Sparkle, obviously. I need someone to write a 5-paragraph essay explaining this in such a way that he won'... Read More
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I have a friend who insists that Pinkie Pie is the best pony but I already know it's Twilight Sparkle, obviously. I need someone to write a 5-paragraph essay explaining this in such a way that he won'... Read More
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