I'm a lover of language. I also love jokes, play on words and puns. I entered a contest on Freelancer to rename some products, they were custom shape stickers stickers. Foiled Again, I'll stick A-round, Don't be a Square were born.
I am a professional proofreader with an executive administrative assistant experience. I have written, edited, proofread corporate handbooks, memos, brochures and such. I also have a bachelors in business administration and am the eldest of 14 grandchildren so I have written, edited, and proofread theses and college papers. I also volunteer with Distributed Proofreaders which is an all-volunteer staff who preserves out of copywrite (and often out of print) works using optically scanned documents and proofreads them for errors, formats them for books, and produces them for Project Gutenberg for posterity.
I am a regular researcher of life. When I want to know something, I can spend hours chasing the tail of the beast so to speak to learn all I can about a subject. Writing a few snappy sentences sounds like it would be a fun and interesting task. I dip my toe into the copywriter pool every so often as I did with the last project I worked on where I rewrote 172 product descriptions. I understand grammar, punctuation, and the nuances of American English as well as passive and active language. I feel I could do this job justice.
Thanks for reading!
-Jennifer Offhaus