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We’re academic researchers seeking humorous monologues of around 200 words. Monologues should focus on a single specific issue (gun control, immigration, taxes, health care, etc.) and seek to change the audience’s mind about it. We don’t care what the issue is or about the partisan direction of the message; it can be liberal, conservative, libertarian, Green, whatever. It just has to be 1) funny and 2) persuasive. If selected, we may ask the author to perform the monologue on video for use in an online experiment. Remuneration: We’ll pay for monologues that are good enough to use in our experiment, $75 each, plus $75 more for a follow-up video performance.
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Hi, I am a creative writer and content writer. I am close to native - studied at a bilingual EN high school, done an MA in American & English Studies, and have worked in several English speaking companies. During my MA I delved into all major topics of the U.S. culture - including politics and health care. I also constantly follow what is going on in the country. I have a portfolio here on Freelancer, feel free to check it out – just click on Portfolio below my picture. All the best, Anca
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Hello there, What if the monologue is too offensive and controversial? That's what's brewing in my mind right now. I'm just going to write one down here, if we have to be polite, I'll think of something else. Just let me know: "I wonder how feminism is about equality. Shouldn't it be "equalism" if it really is? And doesn't "equalism" ensure that women will be treated equally anyway and serve the whole agenda of "feminism" as well. The movement is dumbing down at the speed of light, from the fight of voting rights straight to free the nipple and painting arm-pit hair pink. If pink armpit hair meant freedom I'm sure the statue of liberty would flaunt some too.. Feminism is actually now all about speeding the rise of women, while ignoring all else. It's more about the gender than equality and if we continue putting this word on the pedestal soon the world is going to fall into an opposite extreme where women will be oppressing all other genders like men have been doing so. This makes the whole movement about avenging the torture women have been through instead of liberating everyone from it. It's stupid how we've complicated everything. Women rights, LGBT rights, men are dogs they don't have rights, Dogs rights etc. etc. etc. why can't we just have "Equalism" and just give all life equal rights that it deserves?" I hope you like it, this is my personal frustration to be honest :P Thank you! Nayab K. Siddiqui
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Greetings! I hope you are doing great. I am highly professional in managing writing projects. Please contact so I may assist you. Samples available upon request. Thank You, Revival
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Hi I am a Creative Writing graduate with experience of writing high quality content for a variety of projects. My comedy has featured on BBC radio and I am a regular contributor to satirical website The Newsdump. I can provide funny content on any topic and can perform it too if necessary. I have experience in performing poetry and regularly speak publicly. I would welcome the opportunity to discuss this project with you further and look forward to hearing from you soon. Regards Lee
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Hello there, I can help you with writing humorous monologue focused on a single specific issue (gun control, immigration, taxes, health care, etc.) Please leave me a message so I can share a sample. Thank you.
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Thanks for job invite. I am a consummate content writer and a professional editor with superb English command. I have read through the job details extremely carefully and I am absolutely sure that I can do it very well and meet your standards.I have 8 years experience writing content for various brands, blogs Thanks.
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I will deliver the best work, humorous and done at the fairest budget. Expect creativity, and time management.
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Hi! I can provide you “PREMIUM QUALITY WORK” within your “GIVEN DEADLINE” with “PERFECT GRAMMAR” and “ZERO PLAGIARISM”. I have a vast amount of experience in this industry, I have “450+ REVIEWS” with “4.8/5 RATINGS”. Open chat and send me a message so we can finalize this deal as per your budget. waiting… (Team TQE). https://www.freelancer.com/u/topacademictutor
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Being a graduate of theatre, I have being involved in many monologue in a stage play where i mostly often to express my mental thoughts aloud and in a very funny way to the amusement of the audience, though sometimes also i directly address another character or the audience. I have often used it in a range of dramatic media, as well as in non-dramatic media such as poetry and I will be glad to adopt it to suite either gun control, immigration, taxes or health care
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Hello there, and thank you for your consideration. I could dryly rattle off my extensive writing credentials, but that would most certainly have the opposite effect of a joke. Thus, I'll regale you with an original joke that I could potentially use in said monologue(s). "I can't shame-eat my way through a drive-through burrito on my lunch break without seven satellites pinging each other the sad image like fraternity brothers sharing lewd photographs. Less oversight, maybe?" You get the point. Self-deprecating, satirical, and weird. That's my brand! Cheers, hope to speak soon. Tim Kalantjakos
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I will do your work. I'm new here and I badly need a project.I will do my level best and would not disappoint u that I can assure u.I will be very much obliged if u give this project to me. Thank you
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Hi my natural writing style is humor laced and will be a perfect fit for your requirement. Please contact me so i can send examples of my writing style.
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I’m not only an avid writer, I’m hilarious. I have a great grasp of the political landscape a quirky sense of humor and debate skills for days. Relevant Skills and Experience I am a regular contributor to mother jones and a campaign chair for my city for Bernie Sanders. I have written 2 plays, yes they were in college but I went to Reed and that place is no joke.
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I will write a humorous monologue in the topic of religion. I have worked for Christian organizations for 3 years and I know the ins and outs of religious debates and I could write something comical! Relevant Skills and Experience I have training in improv and theater and I enjoy performing! I am also willing to research political debates on the topic to be culturally relevant if desired!
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Hello! This proposal is right up my alley. I'm a reformed academic writer with a bent for humor. Because, let's face it, sometimes in academia we take ourselves too seriously. I know, speak for yourself, is what you're thinking. Or maybe not since we are here. I'd enjoy writing these pieces for you. It's an interesting twist in approaching a topic. And who doesn't like humor? What better way to approach a topic, no matter how taboo, than with a smile? Thanks for reading, I hope the discourse suited the proposal well! Talk soon, George
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If hired I will submit several humorous monologues that tackle current issues from a liberal, conservative, and semi-liberal, semi- conservative prospective. Satire is something I take seriously. Relevant Skills and Experience Anyone can be funny. Humor is the most comfortable language we speak. True art is to convey a serious message with a light hearted tone that makes the audience think past the levels of comfort.
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