Copywriting For New Erotic/Adult Website + 2 articles

I am looking for approx. 8000-9,000 words to be written asap for an 'erotic website meets fiverr' site that is being developed. This is an erotic site, NOT a porn site so the copy will be proffessional and not 'smut'. We are looking for a writer with good writing skills who can ideally keep some of the content light and funny. The content will be spread amongst several topics and pages including: How Site Works FAQ Tips For Sellers and Buyers, etc. I am also going to be looking for 2 articles to be written about the new site (approx. 500 words per article). I am looking for a writer from the US - we will not work with writers outside of the US (UK and Canada is ok). I am going to have the outline ready later tonight and would like to get started asap as I need to start getting back some of the copy asap.