Hello there!
Averse as I am to mindlessly rattling off my credentials at the top of each bid, I will instead provide you with ample justification as to why I'm the best candidate for this EXACT assignment (and then you can see my impressive, yet boring credentials):
*I've taken the GRE myself. Having prepped for months, I'm intimately familiar with the GRE's intentional (and frustrating) placement of ambiguity, evasive verbiage, and other devices.
*To the great vexation of friends and family, pleonasm and evasive language are two of my favorite devices; I am well versed in the art of syntactical re-structuring, whether to clarify or obfuscate content.
*As a native English speaker and professional content marketer, I possess a firm grasp of the language - while my GRE scores are not handy at this moment, I scored a perfect 36 on both the English and Reading comprehension sections of the ACT.
Now to the credentials. I've been a content marketer for 8 years. I've written, edited, and proofread more than 550 pieces of content, from academic journal submissions to social media posts, across almost every conceivable niche. If selected for this assignment, I will not flake. I won't use software (beware on this platform) and I won't waste your time.
I'll communicate with you early and often to ensure we're both happy with the project's direction. Cheers, hope to speak soon,
Nik