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    Project for setting up new instance, cpanel and email configuration. After you install cpanel, the note climber developers will install the site and then after that you can complete email set up, etc. on the server end.

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    ...the hunt for a creative professional to assist in the branding of our new venture. Our needs are twofold: 1. LOGO DESIGN We need a logo that embodies professionalism and trustworthiness to effectively represent our tech start-up. Your designs should be clean, modern and preferably minimalist, gearing towards an audience that values reliability in technology. Company name is changed from QopsTech to Provassure. It should match the existing theme and services as well as we're planning to re-use the existing website without much changes. ref: 2. PRODUCT NAMING Additionally, your task will be to propose innovative product names that align with our brand identity and appeal to our target audience. We appreciate unique, c...

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    As an individual seeking a unique waist-up portrait, I am open to various settings for the shoot, be it in a studio, outdoors, or an indoor location. The desired mood of the portrait should align with casual fashion, reflecting my personality and style in a chic, relaxed manner. The ideal freelancer for this job: - Should possess a creative eye and expertise in both studio and environmental settings - Must have previous experience in waist-up and fashion-oriented portraiture - Should be flexible with the location of the shoot - Must be able to guide and direct me throughout the shoot to achieve a casual fashion style look. I believe planning and communication are key for this project's success, so I would apprec...

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    Set up of Quickbooks for 3 companies as per the scope.

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    I have an instance running WHM and cpanel on Amazon, but I can't send emails because the server has port 25 blocked by Amazon. How to fix sending emails through this server?

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    I'm looking for a creative and experienced designer to create a high-converting landing page on Go High Level (GHL) for my white labeled SaaS agency. The main objective of this page is to encourage users to sign up for a free trial. Essential requirements: * User data collection: Ensure our form collects Name, Email Address, and Phone number. * Design and branding: The layout must incorporate our company logo, precise color scheme, and our specific font style to deliver a consistent brand image. Ideal traits of the freelancer: * Proven experience in landing page design with a focus on conversion optimization. * Familiarity with Go High Level (GHL) platform. * Strong understanding of UI/UX principles. * Excellent a...

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    I'm seeking a savvy web developer to design a user-friendly website where interested users can sign up for a free photovoltaic system consultation. Key Features: - A data-collection contact form requiring users to input their name, phone number, e-mail address, electricity consumption particulars, and roof type. - After a successful information submission, an automated email should be sent to the user confirming receipt of their details. Ideal Candidate: - Proven experience in website development and user-interface design. - Understanding of form integration, data collection, and email automation is essential. - Experience with solar or photovoltaic industry would be beneficial. - Strong attention to detail wit...

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    I need a virtual assistant who specializes in event research. Your main focus will be on discovering UK-based business conferences, networking meetings, technology seminars, start-up gatherings, venture capitalist meetings, and private equity events. Ideally, you should have: - A good understanding of the UK events scene - Experience in data collection and database creation Your task involves: - Searching for relevant upcoming events - Making a one-off database with specific event details which are: - Event Name - Event Category - Event Date - Event Location - Price - Booking Link Looking forward to finding the best fit for my project.

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    I need help creating a unique short film, that combines a tutorial with a well-placed joke. The running time should include the joke which will be roughly 20 seconds long. Key requirements include: - Experience in film production, especially short films - Strong understanding of integrating educational content with humour - Ability to create engaging and high-quality video content - Strong communication to effectively understand and follow the brief - Efficiency and speed, as I aim to complete the project promptly

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    More details: How do you envision the Monte Carlo Optimization Simulation Equation improving roadway work zone safety? Identifying high risk areas, Optimizing safety measures, Reducing accidents and fatalities Are there any specific safety measures or strategies in place currently at your roadway work zones? Traffic control devices, Speed reduction zones, Warning signs What data or inputs will be used to perform the Monte Carlo Optimization Simulation? Traffic flow data, Accident history data, Work zone layout, Work zone speed limit, Work Zone Length, Work Zone Time Duration, Time of the day work is performed, Presence of Advance Warning signs

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    ...Specialist Location: Mumbai/Pune, India Job Type: Full-time, Contract Company Description: We are a leading provider of educational technology solutions, specializing in Moodle Learning Management System (LMS) implementations. Our mission is to empower educational institutions and organizations with innovative e-learning platforms to enhance teaching and learning experiences. Job Description: We are seeking a skilled Moodle LMS Implementation Specialist to join our team in Mumbai or Pune. As a Moodle LMS Implementation Specialist, you will be responsible for designing, developing, and implementing Moodle LMS solutions for our clients. You will work closely with our clients and internal teams to deliver high-quality solutions that meet...

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    Please design a pull up banner

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    More details: What specific aspects of your marketing activity, social media, and website would you like to be reviewed and analyzed? Website design and usability, Social media engagement and reach, Competitor analysis, Paid Marketing Analysis Are there any specific goals or objectives you have in mind for improving your marketing activities? Generate more leads, Improve conversion rates What is your target audience or customer demographic? I need this project report done within 24 to 48 hours max

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    ...creating a design for a custom, medium-sized stand-up pouch bag (6-12 inches), tailored specifically for packaging food supplements, particularly creatine. No specific color scheme has been instructed, leaving room for creative freedom in the design. Skills and Experience: - Proficient in Adobe Illustrator - Experience with product packaging design - Background or understanding of the food supplement industry - Ability to generate print-ready files for the manufacturer Expectations: - Innovative and professional pouch design - Reflect the food supplement contents through the design - Deliver Dieline - Deliver print-ready files suitable for manufacturing needs - Deliver all sources files - Deliver a 3D mockup - RGB + CMYK - Possible revisions based...

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    We are looking for a dedicated and innovative packaging designer who could design a retail display packaging for our product - Creatine powder. The packaging should be in a custom shaped stand-up pouch bag style (shaped like a shaker, see attached the picture of the shaker IMG_7872) I need someone with creativity (please see the attached picture for an idea of the colors glossy/holographic). A custom shaped stand up pouch bag shaped like a shaker attached. It's for a packaging of food supplement créatine monohydrate powder 300grams. I have estimated 10 cm wide, 25 cm tall for the stand up pouch. The top of the shaker should be matt and the container part should be holographic/glossy. On the front side, ...

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    I have a current single page HTML page () that requires modifications to align with a pre-existing design (screenshot). The final product should completely fill an A4 page when converted to PDF (using the export as PDF function within a browser), with the footer locked to the bottom of the page. Key Requirements: - Update design layout to match provided screenshot design - Ensure content fits into one A4 page - Footer must adhere to the bottom of the page in PDF Ideal skills for this job: - Proficiency in HTML, CSS, and Javascript - Detail-oriented with keen attention to layout design To make sure you have fully read and understood the requirements you will start your bid with the sentence: Yes, I have! Also make...

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    I'm in need of an expert, preferably with a background in agricultural engineering or the like, who can develop a comprehensive irrigation system design. To clarify, this isn't for lawn or garden irrigation. It's another type of irrigation system, which will be discussed further once the project starts (College Project prototype). The design should include but not be limited to: - Pipes - Pumps - Solenoid valves - Soil Moisture Sensors - Float switch sensors - PCB - More components to be specified The "prototype" system is made in real life, it would only need 3D modeling, the prototype is not complex as can be seen in the image. I'm looking forward to see your intricate and detailed project proposals. Strong under...

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    I'm at the exciting stage of starting a new business and need a sharply crafted logo and brand identity. This venture is rooted in the principles of Psychology. While I am open to any creative color suggestions, I didn't specifically pick a color scheme. But I look forward to seeing what schemes freelancers suggest for this psychology-focused business. Ideal candidates should be well versed in: - Contemporary logo design success factors - Experience in branding for psychology or related sectors would be a plus - Providing robust color palette suggestions adaptable for various uses Let's collaborate to make a meaningful and memorable first impression for my new enterprise.

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    More details: What specific areas of the tax system do you want to focus on for this digital overhaul? This question was skipped What information should successful freelancers include in their application? Past work What specific technologies should the freelancer be proficient in to contribute effectively to this project? Data Analytics

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    I'm looking for ambitious people to work as affiliates of the dating site flertvip.com. The commission can be up to 60% profit. You'll have access to your personal affiliate platform, where you'll see all your clicks/registrations/earnings. You'll earn 40% on all spending from all customers who register using your unique link. You'll also earn a further 20% on all purchases made by customers using your 15% discount promo code on flertvip.com.

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    More details: What is the main goal of setting up the Power BI data model? Create interactive dashboards What type of data sources will be used for the Power BI data model? Excel spreadsheets What is the complexity level of the data in the Excel spreadsheets? Medium with multiple columns and rows

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    More details: What specific changes would you like to make to the logo? Adjust color balance, Enhance details What is the current format of the logo? JPEG What style of design would you like for the updated logo? How it already is

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    More details: What level of expertise do you prefer for the graphic designer? Intermediate What type of artwork will the graphic designer be handling? Digital illustrations Can you quantify the amount of artwork pieces to be cleaned up? Open ended due to client's needs

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    I am seeking a WordPress guru expert to work on several websites, from designing to bug fixes and optimizing plugins. I am seeking long-term relationships to work on an outgoing basis.

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    I require a skilled graphic designer to revamp my current roll-up design. My project is strongly rooted in the automotive sector, with active influences from the YouTube community, making this an exciting and engaging project to embark upon. Key Requirements: - Use of red, blue, and yellow as primary colors - Inclusion of specific elements like images of cars, my logo, and my social media icons - Display of my Car YouTuber name prominently Ideal skills and experience: - Exceptional graphic design capability - Prior experience in the automotive sector - Understanding of YouTube culture and iconography - Excellent grasping of color schemes and branding - Experience in working with social media branding, inclusive of logos and icons. Has to match the temp...

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    Dear Freelancer, I am looking for a freelancer or web agency to help me update my existing React Native app to the latest React Native core and update all available libraries/dependencies. The app is currently running on core 0.68.0 and needs to be updated to 0.73.2. There are a total of 127 libraries in the application. 113 libraries need to be updated. These are the steps required to complete this task: Step 01. Read this task carefully Step 02. Watch the application usability video () Step 03. Watch the GitLab archive video () Step 04. If you are interested, contact me via PM Step 05. Review source code + live app from AppStore/PlayStore (You'll get zip+credentials via PM) Step 06. Place your final

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    I'm seeking a skilled user if Instantly AI platform, that helps me to launch my cold email campaigns, setting up everything, emails, warming up, etc, etc. Needs to be proeficient at Instantly AI.

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    We are an International Business company. We export Ceramic & Porcelain Tiles globally. We are planning to go to Vietnam for our business expansion tour. For the same we need a translator/ Virtual Assistant to help us set up meetings with our potential clients in Vietnam. Virtual Assistant in Vietnam Tasks: - Cold calling potential clients and setting up meetings - Data entry - Email management Availability: - Needed for a duration of 10-15 days Preferred method of communication: - Online message Skills and Experience: - Excellent communication skills - Proficient in data entry and cold calling - Experience in cold calling and setting up meetings - Fluency in English and Vietnam is a must Ideal candidate should: - H...

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    Gaming Top-Up E-commerce Site 4 days left
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    I'm looking to set up an e-commerce website specifically for selling game top-ups and vouchers. This website needs to cater to all gaming platforms Here are a few requirements you should be aware of: * Exceptional expertise in Laravel for this project. * Proven experience building e-commerce sites, especially with gaming-related products. * Keen understanding of gaming platforms and respective transactional protocols to facilitate top-ups and voucher sales. * Proficiency in the latest e-commerce UX design to ensure our site is engaging and user-friendly. * Execute robust security mechanisms, considering customers will be entering sensitive information such as payment details. Those with prior experience dealing with gaming site dev...

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    Dear Freelancer, I am looking for a freelancer or web agency to help me update my existing React Native app to the latest React Native core and update all available libraries/dependencies. The app is currently running on core 0.68.0 and needs to be updated to 0.73.2. There are a total of 127 libraries in the application. 113 libraries need to be updated. These are the steps required to complete this task: Step 01. Read this task carefully Step 02. Watch the application usability video () Step 03. Watch the GitLab archive video () Step 04. If you are interested, contact me via PM Step 05. Review source code + live app from AppStore/PlayStore (You'll get zip+credentials via PM) Step 06. Place your final

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    Hey there, I've already set up some indicators on PA, Ä°'ll add some extra indicators on monthly, weekly periods.

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    I am seeking a highly skilled photo editor for my upcoming product catalogue. Your primary role will be to refine and remove backgrounds from photographs of my products. Required Skills: • Expertise in background removal and advanced photo editing. • Experience with product photography is desirable. • The ability to maintain the integrity and quality of the original photograph. Overall, my aim is to make the catalogue images as appealing and as representative of the actual products. You should be able to help me display my products effectively without any distracting backgrounds.

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    I am seeking a highly skilled photo editor for my upcoming product catalogue. Your primary role will be to refine and remove backgrounds from photographs of my products. Required Skills: • Expertise in background removal and advanced photo editing. • Experience with product photography is desirable. • The ability to maintain the integrity and quality of the original photograph. Overall, my aim is to make the catalogue images as appealing and as representative of the actual products. You should be able to help me display my products effectively without any distracting backgrounds.

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    Hi Jitendra S., I noticed your profile and would like to offer you my project. We can discuss any details over chat.

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    I'm looking for an experienced professional who can effectively set up and manage a Zoho CRM system for my organization. The ideal candidate will know how to: - Set up Zoho CRM for 1-5 users - Enable features for email marketing, sales automation, and customer support - Customize fields and workflows specific to my organization's needs Preferred skills include experience with Zoho CRM, understanding of CRM best practices, and proficiency in customizing fields. An understanding of email marketing, sales automation, and customer support would be an advantage.

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    I need an experienced video editor to perform a touch up on two merged videos, with the combined duration of 2.39 seconds. The specifics of the project include: - Input of a transition between the two merged videos. The exact transition type will be left up to your professional judgment. An array of fade, slide or dissolve could be applied. - At the end of the video, my contact information needs to be added. - The software originally used to merge the videos was not specified, so your expertise in using different editing software will be needed, whether it's Adobe Premiere Pro, Final Cut Pro, or iMovie. - The final merged video is required in MP4 format with 1080p resolution. Ideal candidates for this job are experienced in vi...

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    I have sent an email with the links for the sign up buttons as well that need to be finished. Let me know what your hours for this project are and we will go with your regular hourly rate. Thank you

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    I am looking for some IT help connecting Flutter and Swift on my local Mac :D

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    We need a logo for the website. The URL is founderslawhub.com. The contest will have a guaranteed winner. I'm searching for a talented designer who can create a modern, sleek and iconic logo that meticulously speaks to our company's target demographic. Your creative prowess should embody a keen understanding of design principles and contemporary styles, specifically minimalist trends. To be a competitive candidate, anticipate showcasing: 1. Proficiency in modern, sleek design 2. Exceptional perception and interpretation of target audience essences 3. Expertise in iconic logo creation Your ability to develop an emblem that invokes connection with our specific target market will be crucial. Your work will serv...

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    I am on a mission to increase the visibility of my entertainment-oriented YouTube channel, targeting primarily adults and older individuals. Therefore, I'm seeking an experienced social media marketer who can bring authentic, engaging subscribers to my platform. Key Roles: - Create and implement strategies for gaining real, active subscribers - Increase channel visibility through engagements Competencies Required: - Proven experience in YouTube Channel growth - Understanding of the YouTube algorithm - Robust knowledge in social media engagement techniques targeting adults and older audiences - Strong track record in the entertainment content sector - Creativity and inventive thinking in audience engagement strategies Your efforts will ideally lead to ...

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    I have a Twilio account with sip trunking set up, and I've install Asterisk on Arch Linux, I've attempted to set up the config but have not been able to. I'm looking for someone to set up a basic config where I can send and receive phone calls. The details don't matter, I just want to get it working so I can adjust it once the simplest config is working. If interested please bid the amount you are able to do this for, and include the word "briefcase" in your bid so I know you've read the description and can complete the project for the amount bid.

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    I am seeking a proficient grant writer who is experienced in obtaining Government, Foundation, and Corporate grants. The goal is to secure funding exceeding $100,000 to capitalize on a start-up business and to purchase needed equipment. Key required skills: - A proven record of successful grant applications - Understanding and experience in business start-up funding - Demonstrated ability to write grants for large amounts of funding Main tasks will include: - Research and identify potential grant sources - Develop and write winning grant proposals - Follow up on outstanding proposals Please provide evidence of your success in winning similar grants.

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    I require a skilled individual with experience in creating minimalist styled infographics to capture more than 20 flavor options for my product. Key Responsibilities: - Design a clean, minimalistic infographic layout in PDF format. - Concisely illustrate over 20 different flavor options using creative iconography. - Incorporate SKU information, effectively categorizing each flavor. Ideal Skills: - Graphic Design Expertise - Experience Creating Infographics - Understanding of Minimalistic Design Principles - Proficiency in Data Visualization - Knowledge in SKU management would be beneficial. Flavors need separate in Categories Soda Seltzer Mocktails Lemonade Ice Tea Cider Punch The finished infographic should be clean, crisp a...

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    More details: Which programming language are you more comfortable with? C# or Python or AI What is the level of understanding or background do you have in the chosen programming language? Advanced What type of data are you looking to extract from the website? Contact information, Registration details, Company profiles The website: Is the regulator for estate agents in the UK. They hold information on al estate agents. I would like a script or console app r automated way (could be AI) of extracting all the UK estate agents from this website. I need their sector, address, phone number and name and website. Thank you

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    I'm loo...for an innovative website developer to construct a website for my fitness startup. The main purpose of the website will be to promote our products and services. Freelancers with experience in building promotional websites are highly encouraged to bid. The website should be engaging, with a main feature where users can book our services or sessions online. Ideally, you should have a background in developing user-friendly platforms for easy booking and transactions. Our resource offerings to the visitors include fitness blog articles and downloadable workout plans. Demonstrated expertise in integrating seamless downloads and optimising content readability would be a plus point. Feel free to bid if you meet th...

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    I'm on the lookout for an individual proficient in mining to educate me in the craft. This inclusive tutorial will cover: - Hardware setup - Mining software installation - Mining efficiency enhancement The ideal applicant for this role should prioritize their previous work experiences in their application. Direct experience in managing hardware, software installation and optimization of Zepher mining rigs would be highly beneficial for this role. I'm excited to learn and dig deep into the world of Zepher mining with your assistance.

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    Basically: I'm trying to set up a simple way to display a single application on Windows RDP to my customers. Let's say - I only want them to be able to see this program, and I believe it can be done with Apache Guacamole. So if we set this up, I can test, but I'm having trouble configuring it completely. That's where you come in. Set up Apache Guacamole on Windows Server 2022, in a way, that I can reproduce it for all my other customer servers.

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    Super simple green screen with logo and text within a bar at bottom. I would the the wording to read: Subscribe for product training videos...

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    I am looking to merge promotional and event videos into a compelling social media clip, strictly adhering to a 3 minutes timeline. I need this task completed maximum in 20 minutes. Key components should be: - Primarily, the merged video needs to convey event coverage. - Dynamics should include animated transitions and color effects to give it an appealing vibe. - Add subtitles as per the spoken content (spanish language). Ideal freelancer should have: - Proven experience in Video Editing - Proficient with fast-paced tasks - Understanding of social media video aesthetics. Resources charging:

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