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More details: What is the current DA (Domain Authority) and DR (Domain Rating) of your website? Above 30 Which strategies do you prefer I utilize to increase your DA and DR? Creating high-quality backlinks, Improving site content, Engaging more influential sites Are you willing to provide access to your website for on-page optimization? Yes

I'm looking for a professional who can help me design and construct a building on a 240 square yard plot. The structure will consist of a basement, ground, first floor banquet hall, and second to fifth floors with two-bedroom flats. I'm considering the latest technology, modern and minimalist design for the banquet hall and flats. Key Points: - The structure will cover a 240 square yard plot, with specific dimensions for each side (front 35.6, back 36, right side 62.2, and left side 60) - The building will be multi-storey, with a banquet hall on the first floor - The flats on the second, third, fourth, and fifth floors will be two-bedroom - The design aesthetic should be modern and minimalist - Utilization of the latest technology in construction and interior desig...

...must have: - Text fields for basic information collection - Dropdown menus for selection options - Capture creation The form should be designed with user-friendly, visually appealing elements. Your role will also include: - Implementing validation requirements for all input fields. This will ensure that the user completes all the required fields in the correct format. - Integrating an email script that will automatically send a reply to the submitter. This is an essential feature for my project. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficiency in HTML and CSS for form design - Experience in creating and implementing form validation - Knowledge of backend scripting languages for email automation - Understanding of user experience best practices - Experience with automatic email re...

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We require an Excel list comprising 500,000 LinkedIn accounts, each including the login email ID (not contact email), name, and company name. The contacts must meet the following criteria: Title: Owner Location: United States Search Keyw...accounts, each including the login email ID (not contact email), name, and company name. The contacts must meet the following criteria: Title: Owner Location: United States Search Keywords: Restaurant, Automotive Repair, Towing, Tire, Jewelry, Pawn, Automotive, Pools, Boutique, Tile, Heavy Equipment, Chiropractic, Boats, Furniture, Lumber, Granite, Stereo, Trailers Project Deadline: Saturday 7:30 PM ( Indian time zone) To confirm your readiness to commence the project, provide me a minimum of 2000 completed rows that meet the specified req...

Just looking for someone who can be paid a low amount and read the script in a good English accent. Will get paid every 2 weeks. Very easy job. As easy as it sounds just read the text out loud and have it recorded! That is it!

...Full-service restaurant design: I'm looking for someone who can create a comprehensive blueprint that includes kitchen layout, dining area, restrooms, and any other necessary spaces. - Experience with large-scale projects: Given the size of the establishment, experience in designing restaurants with over 100 seats is crucial. - Knowledge of the local market: Familiarity with the Fort Myers area and its commercial real estate regulations is a plus. The design aesthetic I'm after is described as "Krazy Golf," which is a unique and exciting concept that combines elements of fun, dynamism, and perhaps a touch of whimsicality. Ideal Skills: - Proven experience in designing restaurants - Proficiency in AutoCAD or similar software - Creativity and innovation in de...

I'm in immediate need of a talented freelancer with exemplary scripting and animation skills. The project revolves around the creation of a 1-2 minute demo presentation with an engaging narrative. Key Aspects: • Animation Length: 1-2 minutes • Animation Style: Demo presentation • Script/Storyboard: You would be responsible for creating the script/storyboard. • Budget: $50 • Deadline: The project must be delivered within a day. Ideal Candidate: • Previous experience with animation video. • Strong scripting abilities • Exceptional knowledge in 2D Graphic animations or 3D Computer animations I encourage freelancers who can deliver high-quality work within the time and budget to apply.

I'm looking for an experienced and creative irrigation system designer to plan an efficient system for my commercial property. Requirements: - The system should be tailored for grass. - The area needing irrigation is less than 1 acre. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Extensive experience in designing irrigation systems, especially for commercial properties. - A good understanding of the specific water needs of grass and how to meet them effectively. - Ability to create a detailed plan that takes into account the size of the area.

...in search of skilled songwriters who can write engaging, catchy, and relevant lyrics for a variety of genres. Key Requirements: - Genres: Primarily Rap, Trap, and R&B, but also capable of writing for other categories. - Reference Tracks: I have over 40 reference tracks that I'll need you to work with. - Purpose: The tracks you'll be writing lyrics for are intended for promotional and maybe commercial use down the line. Ideal candidates will have: - A strong understanding and appreciation for rap, trap, and R&B music. - Proven experience in writing lyrics for a wide range of genres. - Ability to creatively adapt and work with multiple reference tracks Of me melodizing and flowing. - A portfolio or examples of previous work that demonstrate your songwriting ...

I'm uncertain whether my Windows system already has Python installed. I require assistance to get it up on my system, if it isn't already there. Primarily, I am looking for someone to help configure a Python script that will carry out automatic reservations on a specific website. This role will ideally suite someone with: - Proficiency in Python scripting - Strong understanding of automation using Python - Experience in setting up Python on the Windows platform - Knowledge of web interaction through code, in particular, reservation processes. here is the link to the script and its dependencies. I will need to work with you on zoom live to do this. I have node.js on windows

I'm looking for a skilled professional to design plumbing, HVAC, and electrical plans for a medium-sized new construction commercial building. Key points: - The project requires design for all three systems: plumbing, HVAC, and electrical. - The area is a medium-sized commercial building, this should be kept in mind while designing the plans. - The focus is on new construction, not renovation. - The ideal candidate should have experience in designing for commercial properties, a strong understanding of building regulations, and be able to create detailed, accurate plans. Please include in your proposal any relevant experience or portfolio examples that demonstrate your ability to meet these requirements. Your bid should also include the estimated timeline for...

...a photo is needed to undergo a series of alterations and enhancements in Adobe Photoshop to achieve a distinctive finished product. By the end of this task, the final image should convincingly depict the subject with a pocket watch or clock showing 5 o'clock, and be converted into a sketched form. I submitted 3 files. The first with the portraits would like to use that shows two dragons. The second an example of the clock that could be inserted. And third just a larger over idea of what it could look like before turned into black and white. Keep in mind the clock doesnt necessarily have to be in the center of the two it could be towards the bottom left or right. Perhaos makeing a few different to chose from woukd be good The scope of this project includes: - Skillful ad...

I'm looking for a skilled designer and copywriter to enhance the look and description of the Saarey Music app store listing on Google Play Store. The current Store Listing Conversion Rate is 30%. The goal is to be >60%. See: The engaged freelancer must: - Enhance the existing app description with more captivating and engaging text which aligns well with the audience of South Asian classical music. - Create new, exciting promotional banners, graphics that illustrate the essence of Saarey Music and South Asian classical music. - Redesign the app screenshots, making them more attractive and appealing to capture the interest of potential users. - Make any other changes necessary to achieve the >60% conversion target

I'm looking for a skilled designer to create a logo/graphic that encapsulates the essence of my 100% employee-owned commercial HVAC company. We believe in people-first principles, building relationships, and trust. Key Points: - The logo should primarily incorporate the colors blue and green. - The intention is to use this logo across both our website and print materials. - Should aesthetically resemble the new company logo attached Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proven experience in logo design, with a strong portfolio showcasing versatile design styles. - Understanding of branding principles, particularly in relation to reflecting company values. - Ability to deliver a design that is both modern and timeless, suitable for use across different mediums.

I am looking for a skilled developer to create an execution script for me for the game, Roblox Jailbreak. Features: - Fast car speed - Unlimited ammo - Teleportation ability Auto Farming: This script should enable auto farming. It should be able to: - Collect in-game currency - Complete missions or tasks User Interface: I would like the UI to be customizable to fit my preferences. Ideal Skills: The freelancer should have proven experience in scripting for the Roblox platform and should be familiar with the mechanics of the Jailbreak game. An understanding of UI design and user-experience would also be a plus. Freelancer needs to demonstrate their ability to create scripts with similar complex functionality. I dont want it to have any mistakes!

I'm looking for a professional who can complete an online OSHA 30 course as soon as possible. I will provide a log-in and you will sit for and successfully complete a course. I have already completed this 3 times in my career but the refresher is a requirement for me. Key requirements include: - Expertise in OSHA 30 training. Please bid only if you're confident in delivering a quality, timely service in accordance with the OSHA 30 course curriculum.

I am urgently in need of an experienced and dedicated script writer who can quickly deliver a high-quality movie script. You dont have to watch full movie. I will be providing a video which will be already explained in English, you just have to write the script of the same in Hindi. Price 300rs per script if it is under 15min, and 50rs+ for extra per minutes.

...design documents. The design will be site specific and should be tailored for installation in urban areas and commercial properties, and it should have a capacity above 150 kW. We have multiple sites across the US where we need designs. Key requirements: - Design a DC Fast EV Charging Station: The project calls for a full-fledged design of a DC Fast EV Charging Station. - Adaptation for urban areas and commercial properties: The station should be optimized for city settings as well as businesses. - High capacity: The charging station must support charging above 150 kW. Ideal skills for this project include: - Experience with EV charging station design - Knowledge of urban and commercial design requirements - Understanding of high capacity electrical systems - P...

I have a private football manager game online. Written in PHP and TWIG. The script has already been adapted to PHP 7 (from PHP 5). 1. Now it has been noticed that 1 function, 1 module does not work properly under PHP 7. This module needs to be adjusted. 2. I need a few minor adjustments and functions in the game and in the admin area. 3. Then I would like to have a new module. A calendar where you can see the days and what matches you have on those days. (Read from the existing database and display). And with some functions. You have to know that every extension to this script will be written in modules. These are then copied into the directories and taken over by the main script. Who can help? Further information and sample images if you are interested and contac...

I'm looking for a talented video producer to create an engaging explainer video. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficient in creating explainer videos - Strong storytelling and script writing skills - Ability to create visually appealing animations - Familiarity with video editing software - Understanding of adult-focused content Key Requirements: - The video should be educational in nature, aimed at adults. - The content should be clear, engaging, and easily comprehensible. - It should be well-scripted, with a balance of visuals and narrative. - The video should be of professional quality, with smooth transitions and clear audio. - The final product should align with the objectives of an explainer video, which is to educate the audience. If you're confident in your ...

...360. Nobody has any real spreadsheet acumen to go any further, but our data series and needed parameters are ready. I've been hired to work in the new robotics center due to my past technical background and current Home Depot store merchandising and shrink knowledge. My time frame is 4 weeks as our data streams refresh every two weeks. and I will have two complete sets by then. After that, 30 days of testing, adds and changes, will follow. At this conceptual phase, it may not be a question of price, or product...... its probably going to be based on a simple reason to move forward ( like the developer has done it already with Home Depot, or a provided realistic not full functioning sample gets provided for assessment) Anything that has the name Crown Bolt 8979, a...

...UI/UX designer to create a modern and visually appealing design for a new real estate website. The website will showcase our property listings, connect potential buyers and sellers, and establish our brand identity in the real estate market. Target Audience: Our target audience includes both property buyers and sellers. Buyers: Individuals, families, and investors looking for residential or commercial properties. Sellers: Homeowners, real estate agents, and developers looking to sell their properties. Website Features Property Listings: A user-friendly interface to browse properties by location, type, price range, and other relevant filters. Property Details: Detailed property pages with high-quality photos, virtual tours (optional), descriptions, key features, and agent cont...

I'm hunting for a talented scriptwriter to help me morph my autobiography into a compelling, cinematic drama. KEY REQUIREMENTS: - Understanding and analysing my life story - Skillfully infusing drama into the script - Ability to captivate a general audience - Prioritize cinematic appeal over strict accuracy Ideal candidates must have: - Significant experience in professional script writing, preferably in drama - Strong creative skills, to innovatively adapt real-life events into a dramatic format - Keen understanding of what engages a general audience - Open communication style, ready to walk the journey with me.

...media promotion. The ideal duration of each video should be around 30 seconds. Key requirements: - Video Duration: 30 seconds each - Total Videos: 3 - A sample video will be provided - Video should be animated character I'm looking to target the younger audience and garner their interest in the promotional content. The project is on a tight schedule, so I'm looking for a professional who can deliver these videos as soon as possible. Please keep in mind that the budget for this project is fixed, so no additional costs should be incurred. Ideal skills and experience: - Proven experience in creating engaging and professional social media video content - Ability to create concise and compelling content within a 30-second timeframe - Familiarity ...

I'm seeking a talented illustrator with the ability to create semi realistic line art. The illustrations will be focused around portraits and will be utilized for commercial purposes. I can pay $3 for 2 line art illustrations. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficiency in semi realistic line art - Prior experience in creating portrait illustrations - Understanding of commercial design and usage - Strong communication skills to understand and deliver my vision Please provide samples of your previous work in this style.

worked based on templates setup and change color upload 500 product on language change logo and color based business All app will be buy client as per needed I will add multi language app after by from client this is first scope for noe second scop will discuss later and cost will be different that one

The purpose of this project is to help me improve my business English vocabulary. Although I have some knowledge of English, my vocabulary for business English is lacking and this is the main area I want to work on. Ideal Skills and Experience: - ESL Teaching - English Linguistics - Business English Tutoring Understanding of the right technical, industrial and commercial terminologies is a must. Anyone who can offer specifically tailored instructions to help me bridge the gap between intermediate and advanced business English is welcome to apply. These are the things I expect from our engagement: - Interactive vocabulary building session focused on business English jargon and idioms - Provide reading materials, exercises, and homework with feedback - Conduct tests to meas...

I'm seeking an experienced web developer to create an informational website targeting commercial and corporate clients for my law firm. The website should include (but not limited to): - describe our key areas of services. Prior experience in creating law firm or other professional services is a plus. - Include vital content typical for a law firm website. Knowledge in legal industry standards for web content is highly desirable. - Attach a section for CVs. The website design should allow easy updating of these documents. Specific industry knowledge will help to ensure the developed website resonates with our intended professional audience. Skills in SEO and responsive design are preferable to enhance visibility and mobile user experience.

I'm in search of a creative and talented cloth designer to bring vibrancy and cuteness to our baby-focused brand. My priority is baby clothes and diapers that reflect joy, innocence and exploration. Key Responsibilities: - Design prints/patterns for both baby clothes and diapers - Ensure designs are suitable for newborns up to 3 years - Create themes aro...Ensure designs are suitable for newborns up to 3 years - Create themes around animals, flowers, and cute fantasy characters Ideal Candidate: - Experienced in children's clothing design - Demonstrated expertise in crafting cute, colorful prints and patterns - Able to envision age-appropriate, engaging designs - Possesses a fun and creative approach to their work Diapers Bottom - One color Upper - second color Snap b...

I have a website which requires a better pagespeed score. Right now its on 30 score for mobile and 60 for desktop. I want this to be 100 for both. Need someone that can do this with me either by modifying the website page or with plugins. I have some plugins installed but could not increase the score. Link will be shared in a seperate chat

...model that replicates a week of collecting and processing DNA samples. a. First develop a flow diagram of how the process works, from the reporting of a crime, to the eventual match/no match on the DNA database. b. Identify any conditional aspects of the process, for example if there are any stages of the process where resources only become available once the previous sample has been processed. c. Second, write out the relevant equations associated with each step of the process, and construct a formula for the overall time in system. d. Use relevant notation and write out equations using Equation Editor in Word. e. Note – the rule of thumb is that any reader can pick up your report and replicate your results by following the methods. 2. Use mean values of each parameter to...

...sports writer specializing in cricket. I need 3 articles per week, each running between 1250 and 1500 words. The articles must be: - AI Free (AI detection score must be 5% or below) - Plagiarism 0% - Professional tone and quality content. Payment Criteria: - Initial payment will be for the first article, then, weekly for 3 articles. - 10 NZD/Article (1250-1400 words) (Fixed, not hourly) - Weekly 30 NZD - You can work as long as you want meeting our requirements. The ideal candidate for this role has: - A passion for cricket - Proven experience in sports writing, particularly cricket (Must show samples in this niche). - Strong research and analytical skills - The ability to produce high-quality, engaging content on a regular basis If you're proficient in cricket knowledg...

I need a skilled statistician with expertise specifically in SPSS data analysis in the field of medicine. I have 2 Excel datasheets already prepared for SPSS induction containing about 20 variables. The first dataset contains the measurements for the control group (14 patients) and the second dataset contains the measurements for the disease group (29 patients). I need to analyze the data to find any meaningful differences between the 2 groups (comparing means, using t and x square test, regression analysis etc when applicable) Key Project Details: - Data: The data has been meticulously prepared for SPSS induction and contains approximately 20 variables. - Analysis: - I'm particularly interested in inferential statistics to identify relationships or differences between ...

I'm searching for an experienced animator, proficient in Gujarati language, to create a simple 2D animated video that runs for more than 2 minutes. Requirements: - Creativity: I don't possess a specific storyline or script, your creative input is needed here. - Animation Skills: You should be adept at simple 2D animation and be able to bring concepts to life. - Language Proficiency: You must be fluent in Gujarati as this is the language the animation will be targeted towards. By leveraging your 2D animation skills and language capabilities, we can create a captivating and engaging video ad. Looking forward to seeing your creative ideas!

I am looking for someone to edit a 3 second video of me with vampire fangs. video is clear and high resolution. need asap

Hi We are launching an upcoming case battles website and require a designer. We are looking to design about 30 cases to start then 1-3 a month. We have a base case template designed added then we will provide a theme for each case. This project is for the first case then we will look to do the remaining 29. The budget is $10 per case The first case theme is for a creator called Riiski you can see his theme is green and also with a crocodile which we would like to use. so we want the case to be themed for Riiski and also a title given to the case called the Riiski Creator Case Riiski twitter : Ill attach the croc and the twitter header so you get an idea of theme. Remember we still want to see the CASE elements so it still looks like a case just apply

I'm looking for a native American English speaker who can help me out with a project I'm working on. - **Type of Work**: This...mixed (at least 32K) Content: You need to communicate around the 6 topics given, 25 minutes for each topic Male to female ratio requirement: one to one (adults over 18 years old) Number of people: 100 people in total (the specific amount depends on the allocation) Delivery documents: 1) Recording file: audio requires 16bit 48000hz 2) Zoom settings, one mix + two mono channels payment method: 1) 30% payment after recording 2) If the data passes, 70% will be paid You need to bear the contract fee of $5 In addition, if you have American human resources resources, you can contact me. You can be responsible for this project and get a commission fr...

We are looking for Indian Male Voice Over Artist. apply with your ads voice sample. bid without sample will not be considered. and please let me know your charges for 15-30 Sec

Creation of Design Sheets for Martial Arts School **Project Description:** We are seeking a talented graphic designer to create three professional presentation sheets for our martial arts school. These sheets will be used in sales conversations to visually convey the specific benefits of our training program to potential members. **Objective:** Each sheet should visually highlight a specific benefit of our training program: 1. Boosting Self-Confidence 2. Development of Defense Skills 3. Physical and Mental Balance **Format and Software:** - Size: 20x30 cm - Software: Photoshop or PowerPoint - The final files should be editable to allow later insertion of photos. **Design Requirements for Each Sheet:** **Sheet 1: Boosting Self-Confidence** - Title: "Stärkung des Selbstvertrau...

I'm looking for a seasoned Python developer with specific experience in image especially video analysis to create a script that can process a full mp4 video and identify the positions of noise in the video. The idea is to scan the video, locate identify the different type of noises and their value and externalize this findings into a json file Key Requirements: - The script (OOP based) should be able to read a video in mp4, mkv, mov format. - The library used for reading the video is not fixed. You can choose from libraries like (e.g. OpenCV, PyAV, or MoviePy, but the solution should be compatible with both Windows and Linux (and mac) - The output should have details of the signal, the different type noises, the common ratios and finally the values ... - the frame numb...

I am in need of a skilled Linux and Bash Script expert to help me with my current project. Although I haven't specified exact tasks or goals, I am seeking assistance in the following areas: - Linux installation and configuration - Bash scripting and automation - Troubleshooting and debugging I expect the successful freelancer to have a deep understanding of Linux systems and be proficient in Bash scripting. Your past work and experience in similar projects will be valuable. Please detail how you can assist and your approach in your application. Thank you.

I need a seasoned translator proficient in English and Chinese. The task involves translating an array of documents, including but not limited to legal, technical, commercial, and medical, etc. Key Skills Required: - Proficiency in English and Chinese languages - Experience in translating different types of documents. - Accuracy and attention to detail.

STRICLY NO A.I (there is always spelling mistakes) I'm in need of a professional logo designer for my company, Precision Pipe Repair. The logo will be an abbreviated version, featuring the initials 'PPR' along with a combination of text and symbol. Logo : PPR Company Motto : Second To None Key Requirements: - Initials (PPR) should be the central focus of the logo - A combination of text and symbol should be included - The design should exude an aura of prestige and look perfect on a trucker's hat, polo shirt, etc. - The theme colours of the logo are Green and Black, in line with our existing logo Font Style: - The font should be bold and modern, but also reflect strength, futurism, technology, and professionalism. A robotic style is desired. Shape of the L...

I'm seeking an exam invigilator assist for an on-site exam in La Ceiba. We provide test administration services to test-takers worldwide. For this purpose, we look for professionals who we contact on an "as-needed" basis work at professional centers administering certifications. We provide complete training and assignments pay hourl...the entire scheduled time, even if the exam ends early. We have an assignment coming up where a test taker has been approved to have the exam read outloud to them. For this assignment, you are required to be present on-site, and read the exam content aloud to the test taker. The exam is taking place at a professional testing center in Ceiba, Costa Rica. Date: Wednesday, 24 April, 2024 Time: 7:30 am to 12:45 pm We provide full trai...

I'm seeking a skilled and dedicated freelancer to help produce a compelling documentary, focusing on the history and contributions of black inventors. The individual should ideally have a deep understanding of or an interest in historical research and filmmaking. Key tasks: - Comprehensive research on the topic of black inventors - Writing a captivating script that highlights pivotal moments and key figures - Narration and production, ensuring to bring the story to life Ideal Skills: - Previous experience dealing with historical documentaries or similar projects - Strong research skills and resources - Excellent scriptwriting and narrative skills - Ability to deliver high-quality audio for a radio documentary Given that there is no strict timeline, quality a...

I need an experienced cold caller to generate sales and conversions by reaching out to businesses. Key Points: - Target Audience: The focus will be on B2B outreach. Previous experience in B2B cold calling is highly preferred. - Script Provided: I have a specific script for the calls. Please be prepared to follow it closely and ensure a polished delivery. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proven track record in cold calling, especially in the B2B sector. - Excellent communication and negotiation skills. - Ability to follow a script while maintaining a natural conversation flow. - Experience in sales and conversion-focused campaigns would be a big plus. Please provide examples of previous cold calling projects you've worked on, particularly those related to B2B s...

I am seeking researchers in Manchester, UK to conduct market research for a retail audit. The ideal candidate should have good communication skills and access to a smartphone. You must be available immediately. You will visit 30 bars in the city of Manchester, UK and the payment for this project is €390. For this project, the product costs and materials that will be needed to assess the product will be reimbursed. Specific requirements for the project include: - Conducting a retail audit in Manchester, UK - Collecting data and inputting it into an app Skills and experience needed for this project: - Strong analytical skills - Excellent communication skills - Ability to finish the project by a specific deadline - Flexible schedule Please get in contact if you are interested ...

I need a freelancer to transcribe an English video that's between 10-30 minutes long. Additionally, I require the audio to be extracted and edited to improve its quality. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficiency in English to transcribe the video accurately. - Experience with audio editing to enhance the MP3's quality.

I need expert social media manager for my accounts on Facebook and Instagram. My target audience is parents between the age of 30-55 Key Responsibilities: - Creative Content Creation: I need engaging and relevant content that resonates with parents. This includes both visual and text-based content. - Increase in Reach & Followers: I want to see a steady organic growth in my followers and reach through the content. Your strategies should attract more parents to my accounts. The ideal candidate should: - Have a solid understanding of the parent demographic. - Be a creative content creator. - Have experience in growing social media accounts organically. - Proven track record in successful social media management.