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I am searching for an experienced programmer with skills in vb.net or LabVIEW, or Labwindows. Your task will comprise the development of a CanOpen protocol program making use of an IXXAT USB-CAN Converter. It run on windows 2000 operating system Key Responsibilities: - Develop a program using VB.Net/LabVIEW/Labwindows, capable of implementing the CanOpen protocol - Program must be able to read and write data to the IXXAT USB to CAN converter - The software should control devices using the CanOpen protocol Ideal Skills: - Proficiency in VB.Net, LabVIEW, and Labwindows - Advanced understanding of CanOpen protocol - Experience with IXXAT Converters It's essential that the chosen candidate guide me through the installation and testing process until we have a succ...

Australian English Natural Dialogue Collection conversation recording. It is free talk conversation ( no script) i will give you only Topics and you both speak according to topics. Requirments- Native Australian Working tool- Our APP + Phone call (skype) Conversation time- total 1.5 hrs with 3-4 topics(about 20 mins for each topic)/2 persons as a group. Payout: $80 (2 person as a group) total 1.5 hrs with 3-4 topics. Its a one time project only. NOTE-: For this project we need a 1 minuet group conversation as a sample. ( in sample you speak anything with your partner in same room . we just need to check your native accent and enviroment) Work requirments: The recorders (Both recorders) record face to face in the same room by using our application and making the phone calls sim...

I need a freelancer to transcribe an English video that's between 10-30 minutes long. Additionally, I require the audio to be extracted and edited to improve its quality. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficiency in English to transcribe the video accurately. - Experience with audio editing to enhance the MP3's quality.

I need a Persian to English translation of 301 pages book file

I am looking for a clean/fresh professional logo from a designer who can create multiple iterations of my company's potential logo for "Dilshad Alvi" in different color schemes, highlights and silhouettes. The ideal candidate should have experience in designing logos for existing businesses. Color Preferences: While I have some ideas for the color scheme, I am open to suggestions and would appreciate the designer's expertise in this area. Logo Elements: Since many people call me "DIL", and I use "DIL" with many of my hashtags (Example:--> #DilWithIt), and I am using my name "Dilshad Alvi" as the company name, I would consider incorporating some sort of highlight or bold to "Dil" within "Dilshad". If you are...

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Assist in writing answers for 3 questionnaires for Grant application criteria for an Allied Health Company demonstrating the company's setup All answers for the criteria's are to be written within 750 word limits each. Assessment Criterion 1: Service delivery [750 word limit] Describe how your organisation will deliver the services in the identified ACPRs in the application. Assessment Criterion 2: Stakeholder Engagement [750 word limit] Describe how your organisation will cultivate or expand links with other service organisations, infrastructure and resources, including the Regional Assessment Services (RAS) and other relevant specialist services e.g. dementia supports. Assessment Criterion 3: Efficient and Effective Use of Grant Funds [750 word limit]

I'm looking for an English trainer who can help improve my conversational English skills. The ideal candidate should have experience with intermediate learners and be able to conduct the sessions online. Time to start to talk, teaching: I live in Vietnam, timezone UTC+7, and I only have freetime at 8pm-12pm at workday. On Sunday, I have free time all day. Key requirements for this project include: - Strong command of English language: This is crucial in order to effectively teach conversational English to an intermediate level student. - Experience in teaching: Experience with intermediate learners is important in understanding the appropriate level of content and pace of teaching. - Online teaching skills: The sessions will be conducted online, s...

Need the work to start right away with fast turnaround. Convert a pdf to a google doc so the text can be editable.

More details: What platforms would you like the auto-rickshaw booking app to be developed for? Both What specific features should be included in the app? Real-time tracking, Integrated payment system, User rating system Do you have any design preferences for the app? Minimalistic and clean We can book auto using mobile phone, online through web portal and kiosk in the exhibition.

More details: Our projects starting price is $4000 to $10000 for website development clients (Realestate, Wellness, Clinic, Coaching) you need to find people who can afford and buy this service

I'm in need of an experienced English teacher to conduct intermediate level classes for adults. - The classes must be engaging and interactive, aiming to improve their English proficiency to an intermediate level. - Classes will be conducted in a group setting, so the teacher should be able to manage and cater to the needs of multiple students. - It's crucial that the teacher can provide comprehensive lessons that cover all aspects of English - reading, writing, listening, and speaking. - The ideal candidate should have experience in teaching adults, and be able to tailor content and activities for this age group. - Proven experience in teaching English as a second language is a plus. Your role will be to help students gain confidence and p...

I need a fully bilingual professional (I will interview in English) to do some tasks for my agency such as: PR Outreach Content editing or creating CRM management Email marketing Email scraping Researching Organizing data in spreadsheets Copywriting Wordpress And others You must be a fast learner, attentive, curious, with great writing skills. Looking for someone that pays attention and doesn’t keep making the same mistakes. This job will start part-time as a test period, after that it will be full-time. Payment for part-time during trial period: Fee: 250 USD Performance bonus: 50 USD Results bonus: 50 USD If your work complies with my quality requirements and you give more than asked, you’ll get performance and results bonuses each month. After a two-month...

I need a skilled translator with an excellent command of both English and Italian, and a strong understanding of finance industry terminology to assist with a 30-minute business call. Key Responsibilities: - Translate Italian to English in real-time during a business discussion - Convey industry-related finance terminologies accurately Ideal Skills: - Fluent in Italian and English - Prior experience in live translation particularly in Finance Please note, accuracy and professionalism are of paramount importance for this job.

German to English Translator for translation. We can pay 0.01 USD per english word

I am in immediate need of a proficient UI/UX designer to help out our current fresher designer. We are looking for someone with experience in CRM designs. To meet my demands: 1. **Deep experience and skills in UI/UX Designing** is needed - compound with a creative eye for design, and an understanding of user engag...preferences. 2. **Superb with Figma** - having solid knowledge in Figma will be an added requiredto create visually appealing interfaces. 3. **Problem-solving skills** - a knack for understanding bottlenecks and creating suitable design solutions for UI/UX problems. 4. At least 3 years of design experience required. 5. Fluency in English is required. We need someone that can work about 20 hours per week available at least bewteen 13-18 IST. We need someone tha...

I'm searching for an experienced translator to help convert my English brochures to Simplified Chinese. The primary theme of these brochures is financial education, and the translated version needs to be professional and engaging, aimed at working professionals. Key Requirements: - Native Chinese speaker or equivalent proficiency - Proven experience in translating brochures content - Understanding of content writing - Ability to capture the nuances of the English text while ensuring a fluent and professional tone in Chinese Ideal Skills: - Translation - Content Creator - Chinese Language Proficiency - Brochure Design and Editing I'm looking forward to working with someone who is not only adept in translation but can also adapt the content to fit the target...

I'm looking for a talented writer with a solid grasp of English grammar for my small English major project. Key Requirements: - Research: I need you to carefully explore the topic and find relevant information to be included in the project. - Writing and Editing: The writing should be clear, concise and informative. The editing part here is crucial to ensure that the grammar is flawless. - Proofreading: I need you to meticulously proofread the content before finalizing the project. Experience in working with English major projects, particularly on grammar, would be an added advantage. The final output should be under 1000 words. I look forward to your help.

I urgently require a React / Blockchain Developer to resolve a deprecated node error within the next 24 hours. This project is time-sensitive and requires a professional with the following skills: - Expertise in React - Experience with troubleshooting node errors Unfortunately, there is no existing documentation or error logs for the project. Your ability to quickly identify and fix this issue will be crucial.

More details: What level of customization would you like to have for the websites built through the saas software? Limited customization What categories of templates should...customization would you like to have for the websites built through the saas software? Limited customization What categories of templates should the software include? Business Which of the following authentication systems do you want to be implemented in your saas software? Email/password-based Modules that needs to be developed: Website Builder - Websites can be created in 1 click based on the type of the businesses 2. CRM - Where the users can keep a track of all the customers at 1 place. 3. Ai Assistant 4. AI Blog Builder Note: For more details go through the attached doc for full feature and functi...

The company Metodo Toddler, company number 1 in Italy that sells English courses for Italians, is looking for a charismatic person to hold group lessons with more than 30 adults. Much better if you have experience in public speaking or experience in front of many people The candidate must necessarily KNOW ITALIAN, to communicate with the students and obviously have a HIGH LEVEL OF ENGLISH. Lessons are from 1 hour. If you think you are charismatic and can entertain more than 30 people to teach them English. We are waiting for you!

I am looking for an experienced writer with a sound understanding of TikTok and marketing tactics to pen a comprehensive book. The book will serve as a guide for individuals aiming to utilize TikTok for their marketing endeavors. The ideal candidate will: - Have an in-depth knowledge of TikTok and its features. - Be familiar with the best practices for content creation on TikTok. - Understand effective TikTok advertising strategies. - Be proficient in interpreting and utilizing TikTok analytics and measurements for optimum results. - Produce an engaging and easy-to-follow guide suitable for a versatile audience from small business owners to social media influencers. No specific writing samples have been requested for this project; however, showcasing your understanding of TikTok'...

I am eagerly seeking an experienced professional translator who can proficiently translate content from English to Russian. This project aims to expand our reach to Russian-speaking markets, thereby increasing our sales. Key Responsibilities: - Translate content while maintaining its original meaning and format - Ensure the translation is free of any errors and inconsistencies - Respect the deadline for completion of translations Ideal Candidate Should Have: - Proficiency in English and Russian languages - Knowledge of industry-specific terminologies - Previous experience in translation services - Exceptional attention to detail By assisting with this project, you can contribute to enhancing the customer experience of our Russian-speaking audience and help u...

USA-English Recording Project We have a project, that needs Native USA English speakers, we will give you the text, and you need to record 270 short sentences. you just need to open the platform link, to read our text and record it, it's a very easy job. 1. You will need to record in a quiet place without loud background noise. and without an echo. 2. Each person Price is 15$ for 270 short sentences record. 3. It will take time to finished only 15-20 minutes. If you are interested please let me know sure. I will contact u. A Good Opportunity For New Freelancers For taking 5 Star Review after their completion of the project. Thanks :

In need of a talented translator to convert 500-1000 words of written English content into German. The perfect candidate has excellent reading comprehension in English, coupled with superb writing skills in German. Strong attention-to-detail and familiarity with cultural variations will be important in translating the subtle nuances of the text. Skills & Experience: * Native or near-native fluency in German * Proficient reading skills in English * Prior experience with translation * Eye for detail and context sensitivity * Quick turnaround time

I need assistance with my English assignment. The task is focused on essay writing, specifically pertaining to a topic in literature. Required Skills and Experience: - Solid background in English literature - Excellent essay writing abilities - Able to analyse and interpret literature effectively Objectives: - Develop a well-structured, coherent essay on the given literature topic - Maintain excellent grammar, punctuation, and language articulation throughout - Deliver a high-quality essay that demonstrates a deep understanding of the literature topic. Please bid if you possess the necessary skills and are ready to begin immediately.

I need a word document translated from English to Russian as soon as possible. The file has 800 words. Need high quality human translation only. Google/AI or automatic software works are not allowed and will be rejected. Need the translation back in word document format maintaining the formatting and layout of the source file. I would also need an excel sheet prepared, with source texts in column A and translation column B. Need this to be done within 5-6 hours of awarding the project. Bid only if you are available to do it now. Price: 12 CAD fixed. Deadline: 5-6 hours max Don't bid if you don't agree the price and timeframe. Thanks!

Freelancer capable of editing a PDF file in English and make a new file max 2 pages. The pdf should look aesthetically neat

I have a series of children's stories in English that I'd like to have translated into Spanish. Each story is between 500 and 1000 words. This translation is for the purpose of creating a bilingual children's book, so it's important that the translation maintains the original tone and context of the stories while being engaging and appropriate for young readers. Ideal skills include: - Proficiency in both English and Spanish - Prior experience in translating children's literature or educational materials - Understanding of the nuances of translating for a young audience

I need ...Translation. The research investigates the translation of specific transcriptions translated from Arabic into English and will be doing a parallel corpus study to do that. Key task: - Finish writing my PhD Enrollment Confirmation document while maintaining the academic integrity and tone of the document. - adjusting the title of thesis Ideal skills: - Experience in academic writing and research is highly preferred. - Fluent in English and Arabic. - Knowledge in academic regulations and terms would be an advantage. Only experienced professional researchers and academic writers are encouraged to bid. I will be sending the specific document that I want to be finished so the writer can carry on and adjust the title. Will also be providing samples to what I ...

I need a word document translated from English to Russian as soon as possible. The file has 800 words. Need high quality human translation only. Google/AI or automatic software works are not allowed and will be rejected. Need the translation back in word document format maintaining the formatting and layout of the source file. I would also need an excel sheet prepared, with source texts in column A and translation column B. Need this to be done within 5-6 hours of awarding the project. Bid only if you are available to do it now. Price: 12 CAD fixed. Deadline: 5-6 hours max Don't bid if you don't agree the price and timeframe. Thanks!

I'm seeking a proven expert in Artificial Intelligence for an ambitious project. The primary goal is to develop a new AI-based solution focused on English speaking. Though technology or software experience wasn't specified, proficiency with prominent AI tech and software is anticipated. Ideal skills and experience: - Expertise in AI and software development - Experience in language processing AI - Proven success with similar AI projects - Familiarity with Python, TensorFlow, PyTorch etc. is desirable but not mandatory Your role will extend from ideation to implementation, ensuring optimal efficiency and innovating throughout the process. Results-driven, creative thinkers with a keen eye for detail are encouraged to bid. Let's break new ground together.

I require a translation service that will handle a technical Word document from English to French. As the document contains Engineering terminology, an ideal freelancer would have experience in Engineering, and a strong grasp of technical French language. Google translate or any automated translation tools are not acceptable as the translation needs to be precise and accurate. Skills and Experience Required: - Fluent in English and French - Familiar with Engineering terms - Experience in translating technical documents.

...their full definitions ▪︎ Both word definitions and abbreviations must be thoroughly explained Ideal Skills: ▪︎ Proficiency in website development ▪︎ Experience in creating educational resources or similar platforms ▪︎ Excellent command of the English language ▪︎ Attention to detail, ensuring accuracy and completeness of every word definition and abbreviation. Through this platform, I aim to provide a space for users to seamlessly navigate and enhance their English language skills within the property industry. I'm looking for an individual who can achieve this goal with creativity and efficiency. Below are examples of words to be implemented, delineating three categories: A) Abbreviation letters, B) The full word representations of those abbreviations...

I am in need of an experienced translator to translate a text from English to Simplified Chinese. The subject matter of the text is unknown as it was skipped during the project formulation stage. However, since it is a translation job, a high level of proficiency in both English and Chinese languages is required. -> Required Skills: -Proven track record demonstrating translation expertise. -Proficiency in English and Simplified Chinese language. -Attention to detail in maintaining content integrity. -Ability to work within deadlines. Prospective freelancers should indicate relevant experience in their application. As the client, I would be particularly interested in your previous translation work details in terms of scope and the level of language precision achie...

I am seeking an experienced translator to translate an English document into Russian. Despite not providing specific details on the complexity and subject matter of the text, a successful candidate should be comfortable handling a variety of potential document types and complexities. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Significant experience translating English document into Russian - Ability to handle potentially complex documents - Proficiency in different types of subject matter such as legal, technical, and general documents All interested candidates should include their relevant experience in their application.

I'm in need of a bilingual (Arabic and English) social media manager to take control of my beauty business's social media communications, based in Dubai or the UAE. - Payment: 1,500 AED per month (408 US dollars) - Incentives: 500 AED (136 US dollars) will be provided based on increased sales and performance - A dedicated mobile and phone line will be provided - No visa provided - Work from anywhere, but the candidate needs to live in UAE Key Responsibilities: - Manage messages and inquiries from customers. This includes answering questions about our beauty products and services. - Book appointments efficiently. Your promptness and professionalism in this aspect is crucial. Skills and Experience: - Fluent in both Arabic and English to ensure seamless comm...

...DO NOT BID WITHOUT SEEING THE ATTACHMENTS SEND YOUR SAMPLE VIDEO FIRST TO BE SELECTED I need someone to create videos on English Grammar on the topics given here in the attachment. It can be discussed in Chat. You should have a good, professional grade Mic. An electronic Pen is desirable. Topics for which you need to create the videos are Narration , voice change, parts of speech, sequence of tense, gerund, creating wh questions etc. Each topic should be minimum of 60 minutes length. You first need to explain the main concept, use examples and use some questions and then its answers with explanation.. also create 10 MCQ questions on each topic. Instructions to be in ENGLISH only. Use Screen recording Software and/or Whiteboard. VOICE MUST BE LOUD & CLEAR. NO BAC...

Java developer who can work with flutter. As requirements are to integrate Java sdk in small flutter print app. We are integrating new android printer with Java SDK in flutter is fully working and printing already but we need to change the SDK as we are upgrading android printer. If you have experience of integrating java sdk into flutter app come forward.

I have 8 flyers which have been designed in Canva. Each flyer is one page. 1. Please translate each from English to Spanish. 2. Resize the words, when necessary 3. You must use Canva to do this. Do NOT use adobe. 4. I must be able to edit them later in Canva You do NOT have to do the following - design - find photos Timeline: 10 days You may use ChatGPT to translate.

I'm seeking a proven expert in Artificial Intelligence for an ambitious project. The primary goal is to develop a new AI-based solution focused on English speaking. Though technology or software experience wasn't specified, proficiency with prominent AI tech and software is anticipated. Ideal skills and experience: - Expertise in AI and software development - Experience in language processing AI - Proven success with similar AI projects - Familiarity with Python, TensorFlow, PyTorch etc. is desirable but not mandatory Your role will extend from ideation to implementation, ensuring optimal efficiency and innovating throughout the process. Results-driven, creative thinkers with a keen eye for detail are encouraged to bid. Let's break new ground together.

write reflective report as a Risk manager for project management 1k-1.5k words in 24 hours Send me the details

I have a series of short videos, under a minute, in Hindi that I need accurately translated to English. The videos are educational in nature, so I need someone with experience in this area. Key Requirements: - Translate spoken Hindi into written English subtitles for video - Ensure the translation is accurate, idiomatic and captures the educational essence of the content - And approximately you have to translate 100 minutes Ideal Skills and Experience: - Native or fluent in both Hindi and English - Proven experience in translating educational content - Experience in translating video content or subtitling is a plus - Strong attention to detail and commitment to quality

I need someone fluent in English who is adept at word processing. Your key responsibilities will include effective verbal communication. It's crucial that you have: - Excellent communication skills. - The ability to work during US business hours. Experience in this kind of role and familiarity with different word processing tools will be advantageous. Remember, clear and concise communication is crucial for this role's success.

I have a dataset with textual data in English and I need a professional who can perform a sentiment analysis on it. An ideal candidate would be someone who has: - Extensive experience in data analysis, specifically with textual data - Proficiency in English language for accurate understanding and manipulation of data - Proven experience in sentiment analysis, capable of providing meaningful and actionable results The main output for this project should be a comprehensive sentiment analysis, which might inform decision making or strategy development. The ideal freelancer should prioritize accuracy and detail in their outputs while ensuring timeliness.

I'm looking to hire a freelancer to develop a specialized bot that can scan and analyze various cryptocurrency projects to identify coins with at least 5 pre-approved investors ready for purchase before their official launch. Key Features Needed: 1. Pre-Approved Investor Tracking: Implement functionality within the bot to monitor and track pre-approved investors who are prepared to purchase specific coins before they are officially launched. 2. Coin Scanner: Develop tools to scan and analyze a wide range of cryptocurrency projects to identify coins that meet the criteria of having at least 5 pre-approved investors. 3. Integration with Telegram/Discord: Enable the bot to deliver real-time updates and reports through Telegram or Discord, showcasing coins that meet th...

I'm looking for a proficient Spanish to English translator, who can convert multiple YouTube videos into English for me. The subject of these videos involves Legal, Medical, and Technical documents. Details: - The videos are all more than 10 minutes in duration. - The desired output is a voiced-over English version of the video. Skills & Experience: - Proficiency in Spanish and English languages is a must. - Experience translating Legal, Medical, and Technical topics is preferred. - Experience with video editing or working with video voicing software would be a plus. I look forward to receiving your proposals.

I'm looking for a professional interpreter who is proficient in English or in Korean. The successful candidate will be required to work in Thailand ( bangkok , chonburi ) Key responsibilities will include: • Providing high-quality interpretation services for an estimated 8-hour session per day and for a period of one month. Skills and experience: • Ideal candidate must be fluent in English or Korean • Interpreter certification will be considered a plus • Exceptional interpersonal skills particularly in cross-cultural communication • Previous experience in a similar role will be advantageous. Please make sure your bid reflects the daily rate for an 8-hour-long session. Thank you.

I'm seeking an AI content writer for a significant article generation project. Key Project Details: - 700 articles required, each minimum of 1200 words - Budget fixed at 1000 rupees total. - Purpose of the articles is to provide useful information to readers Key Requirements: - Proficient in using AI tools for content generation - Ability to write engaging, informative content The project requirement is urgent, so I'm looking for someone who can commit to a quick turnaround while maintaining high quality content.

The "Capitalist Translation Venture" embarks on a mission to translate English literature with a keen focus on capitalist ideologies into Spanish. This initiative seeks to broaden understanding of economic narratives by making these literary pieces accessible to Spanish-speaking audiences. Through translation, our goal is to stimulate critical examination of capitalist principles and structures, fostering cross-cultural dialogue and Project Components:Literary Selection and Analysis:The project begins with careful curation of English literary works that explore various facets of capitalism, including wealth distribution, labor dynamics, and consumer culture. Each chosen work undergoes thorough analysis to uncover overarching themes, character portrayals, and narrat...